From 2005: Mall Easter bunny charged with harassment

We've had drunk Santas, pervy Santas, and this guy who disgraced the holiday rabbit uniform with his bad behavior. Here are some other "hits" from a few days in March, 2005:
* Coach accused of climbing to ceiling to watch girls undress
* Leprechaun robs laundry of $322 on St. Patrick's Day eve
* Auto-repair shop employee takes woman's SUV on 200-mile drive
* Man wants the right to have his eyes closed in license photo
* Woman who weighs 600 pounds is no longer allowed on city bus

Comments

[KDP]

I still giggle at the Santa elf who appeared a few years ago for telling someone he had dynamite in his sack. I still say he was misheard and really said that he was dynamite in the sack.

[oldewave]

Hey, KDP: i thought elves were little guys, like dwarves. And we all know what Snow White said the morning after...

[twerp]

My comment disappeared :-( or I just didn't post it...

Anyway, Easter bunny costumes are creepy enough as it is without some freak doing something freakish to taint the costumes even more...

[oldewave]

hey Twerp! Donnie Darko much?

[twerp]

I LOVE that movie! Very weird and creepy.