The great Toronto sexcapade scandal of 1999

People still remember the 2008 incident in which a man was caught trying to get off with a picnic table umbrella, but equally bizarre was a 1999 Obscure Store report headlined: "Man linked to imaginative sexplay." My summary on the item: "He's charged with doing it with a chain fence. Toronto police say the 25-year-old's lucky that parts of him didn't freeze." The link to the original story is dead, but I see that a Jon Stewart report on the incident is still online. (Love Jon's hair from those days!)

Comments

[Rock Marine]

I'm glad it wasn't Farmer Bob he was trying to have sex with. It could lead to sterilization.

[twerp]

"Linked"--nice play on words.

Now I've got chainlink fences AND picnic tables to giggle about.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Man, I wish I discovered this site sooner!!

[RockyMtnMac]

...F*cking fence...
Literally
Wonder if he had to start with chain link and move his way up to barbwire?
Wonder if he got over it, or if he just got his own little piece of fence for the bedroom?

[Jim]

He tried a knothole in a pine fence but got slivers!

[Phranqlin]

The fence was asking for it! Chain link is full of holes and you can see right through it. It's as if the fence was begging him to have his way with it.

[Many]

Phranqlin; no means no.