Man checks electrical meters and waters plants without his pants

He was wearing a long sleeved shirt and nothing else while carrying a mop and bucket outside of his apartment building. He told one woman: "If you can get the mop to work right, I will cook you a steak dinner."
> Police arrest man for indecent exposure (Gainesville.com)

Comments

[kevy]

Yeah sure. I like my steak well done.

[RockyMtnMac]

I will admit, I would mop a floor for a pantsless man for a steak dinner...
I am trying to think of something I would not do for a REALLY good steak dinner...
Rare, please.

[KDP]

He couldn't think of a better pick-up line than that?

[twerp]

Bath salts or Meth....take your pick.

[oldewave]

I'm glad my neighbors are cool; yes, I live in a house not an apartment, and we have LOTS of trees and bamboo etc so it's pretty private, but I am often less-than-fully dressed, especially in the summer. So far, no one has turned us in...

[Aaron]

...or dementia.

[Brak61]

He either missed his meds or he took them twice by accident. There are a few circuits in this dudes head that have gotten crossed.

[Brak61]

He either missed his meds or he took them twice by accident. There are a few circuits in this dudes head that have gotten crossed.

[Ben Bohn]

Brak61 either missed his meds or he posted twice by accident. There are a few circuits in this dude's head that have gotten crossed.

[Phranqlin]

He's just giving Free Willy a bit of air.

[monkeyscrew]

DEFINITELY EASIER TO WATER THE PLANTS THAT WAY AND MORE COMFORTABLE AS WELL.

[MidtownCoog]

It's going to be 104 this weekend, so I am not wearing any other pants either.