'I am so f*cked,' says drunk woman after crashing into cars

Rebecca Ward, 19, told officers that in addition to downing a number of shots at a party, she'd also taken a Lunesta a few hours earlier. "No wonder she failed to satisfactorily perform roadside maneuvers and didn't even understand the difference between an alcohol breath test and a blood test until it was explained to her twice," writes Michael Roberts.
> "I am so f*cked," woman says after crashing into cars (Westword.com)

Comments

[twerp]

Yep. I'd say you are too.

Driving after taking sleeping meds in itself is stupid.

Drinking after taking sleeping meds is suicidal.

Drinking after taking sleeping meds and then getting behind the wheel of a car should automatically qualify a person to be in the running for a Darwin Award.

[RockyMtnMac]

I agree, she is an asshat, but WTH did the witnesses do that deserved their DOB's being published? F*cking typical of Westword's "Can we?" instead of "Should we?" attitude.
Oh, and good for you, Boulder! You always manage to get the bad guy, if the bad guy is COMPLETELY under the influence and still at the scene. Bravo.

[KDP]

Another Generation Z loser - No lights on inside behind those eyes.

[Rock Marine]

I'm glad that no picnic tables or family dogs were harmed.

[Me (the original)]

"...automatically qualify a person to be in the running for a Darwin Award."
Unfortunatly, a Darwin Award can only be given if you kill yourself doing a stupid act.

[twerp]

@ Me (the original):

That's why I said "to be in the running." In order to qualify, one must actually be dead.