My line-up of items from Jan. 31, 2001 included this story: "Trucker: I used kiddie porn to stay awake at the wheel." Here's the summary I wrote:
Dana Turner says he kept child pornography because it made him so angry that he couldn't fall asleep while driving. Try to pitch that defense to a jury, sir. (St. Louis Post-Dispatch)
Uh-huh. And that claw hammer in the back of your truck is for building picnic tables...
Posted by: twerp | Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 07:12 AM
well is it really any weirder than the concept of "fighting for peace?"
Posted by: oldewave | Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 08:06 AM
Oldewave, that's the same as f#cking to preserve virginity. People that fight for peace, should kill themselves to prevent old age.
On second thought...if people that fight for peace would kill themselves, we would have peace.
Posted by: Rock Marine | Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 08:21 AM
I don't know about you guys but when I fight, it ain't for peace. I fight to kick some ass.
Some of the best dramas are war films. People like drama. Some people feel at peace with more drama in their lives. If they don't have drama, they get bored and boredom doesn't sit too well with drama queens. So they pick fights and start controversies to give themselves some peace to replace the boredom.
^^I know it's a stretch but maybe that explains "fighting for peace."
Posted by: twerp | Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 08:29 AM
OK i guess I can sort of wrap my head around that. If I think kinda sideways. I guess I'm too straight-forward for that sort of logic.
Posted by: oldewave | Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 08:57 AM
OK i guess I can sort of wrap my head around that. If I think kinda sideways. I guess I'm too straight-forward for that sort of logic.
Posted by: oldewave | Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 08:57 AM
oops sorry.
Posted by: oldewave | Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 08:57 AM
My logic has always been all over the place: never straightforward and extremely abstract.
If something is abstract, can it be logical?
Posted by: twerp | Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 09:25 AM
Twerp, Logic can become abstract, and abstract ideas will be fed to us by politicians, with the promise of them being logic.
Don't switch dicks in the middle of a screw
vote incumbent in two-oh-one-two.
Posted by: Rock Marine | Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Family dog for President,
Picnic Table for Vice-Pres.
Posted by: Rock Marine | Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 10:02 AM
"My logic has always been all over the place:..."
Twerp, ALL women's logic is all over the place. (Ducking for cover !!)
Posted by: Me (the original) | Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 10:21 AM
Ducking for cover on the internet is not logical, Me...
Zing! One for the girls!
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Hey Rock Marine! I wanna use that on a bumper sticker! No, not the presidential ticket, but the one about switching dicks.
Posted by: oldewave | Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 11:13 AM
You "duck and cover" for nuclear weapon threats. Are you comparing the WRATH OF THE TWERPSTER to nuclear weapons? If so, I'm impressed that I'm that scary!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!--that's my evil laugh.
Posted by: twerp | Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 11:35 AM
Oldewave, I can't take full credit for the slogan.
Back in '72 when Nixon ran for re-election the slogan was,
Don't switch dicks in the middle of a screw,
Vote for Nixon in '72
I mearly modified it to fit the present day political situation.
How old is an oldewave, and have you joined us on facebook?
Posted by: Rock Marine | Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 12:13 PM