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Teen asks jailer if it's OK to flush cocaine down the toilet
"(Expletive), I knew I shouldn't of brought that in . . . (expletive)," the 19-year-old man said, according to the arrest report.
(Northwest Florida Daily News)
Jan 3, 2011 5:52:17 AM
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Will they let him flush his doodie down the crapper?
Posted by: KDP | Monday, January 03, 2011 at 06:55 AM
I don't know KDP, but he certainly is having no trouble flushing his life.
Posted by: Jamie | Monday, January 03, 2011 at 07:15 AM
File this one under "unclear on the concept."
Posted by: Phranqlin | Monday, January 03, 2011 at 07:22 AM
He most certainly should not "of"!!
Posted by: KMA | Monday, January 03, 2011 at 07:54 AM
this is just sad
cue Nelson Muntz
Posted by: Lambiepie | Monday, January 03, 2011 at 08:48 AM
How about this watch? Can I take it in with me?
Officer: HEY, that's MY watch!
What a dumbass.
Posted by: Tom Weidermeijer | Monday, January 03, 2011 at 09:27 AM
This one is right in Farmer Bob's wheelhouse...
Posted by: Wow... really? | Monday, January 03, 2011 at 11:15 AM
What a considerate fellow. I think they should ask the Judge to have him spend more time there.
Posted by: many | Monday, January 03, 2011 at 12:31 PM
Where is Darwin when we need him?
Posted by: Krash | Monday, January 03, 2011 at 03:09 PM
"No, stupid, hide it in your rectum like everybody else does".
Posted by: The Hermit | Tuesday, January 04, 2011 at 07:19 PM