The 64-year-old woman said she awoke about 12:50 a.m. Tuesday to find her neighbor standing over her naked. He grabbed her arm and said he was "just being friendly." Not buying that, she grabbed his beard, dragged him to the door, and hit him in the head with a tape measure.
(Kansas City Star)
when questioned the prospector stated he only stopped off at the local creek to bathe when his pack mule became startled and ran off with his clothes.
Posted by: AngrySockMonkey | Thursday, September 09, 2010 at 06:12 AM
Quoting Brett Harte there, Socky?
I'd hate to see what she'd a done with a couple dozen latino gang-bangers and an AK-47.
Rock on, Woman!
Posted by: Krash | Thursday, September 09, 2010 at 06:24 AM
You go girl!
Posted by: jj | Thursday, September 09, 2010 at 06:26 AM
That doesn't work when I try it either.
Posted by: stopeatingmysesamecake | Thursday, September 09, 2010 at 06:32 AM
CREEEPERRRRRR!!!
(and a dumb one too...)
What a cool lady. I don't know that I would have had that forethought to grab his beard, but its better than getting near the other hurtful soft spot on that guy. No telling what sort of diseases or infestations there is down there...
Posted by: Jamie | Thursday, September 09, 2010 at 06:33 AM
He looks just like Osama Bin Drinking
Posted by: MidtownCoog | Thursday, September 09, 2010 at 06:45 AM
I was LMAO @ AngrySockMonkey and SEMSC, so I was not prepared for you, MidtownCoog...I coffee'd out my nose.
Thanks, guys! I needed a laugh this morning!
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Thursday, September 09, 2010 at 07:30 AM
He looks like a wizard who's just come off an epic pipeweed and wine bender. Good thing she grabbed him by his beard and not his, er, staff.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Thursday, September 09, 2010 at 07:40 AM
"Hallo dere! I'm your Mystery Date!" How could she pass up such a catch?
Posted by: Mook | Thursday, September 09, 2010 at 08:03 AM
I would have paid to see that.
Posted by: KDP | Thursday, September 09, 2010 at 08:16 AM
She hit him over the head with a tape measure...
...I LOVE IT.
Posted by: kestrelmas | Thursday, September 09, 2010 at 08:20 AM
Next time he'll shave and get away with it.
Posted by: American Veteran | Thursday, September 09, 2010 at 08:46 AM
it cracks me up that in the article it states 'she bonked him on the head' with her tapemeasure
and
he should have to pay for the brain bleach for everyone that sees that mug shot (him naked? OMG)
Posted by: Lambiepie | Thursday, September 09, 2010 at 08:55 AM
Oh, come on people! He was just looking for his lost dog, or was it his picnic table.
Posted by: Rock Marine | Thursday, September 09, 2010 at 09:22 AM
Good one Rock.
Where's Farmer Bob? I need you to take care of this guy so I don't have nightmares.
Posted by: Jamie | Thursday, September 09, 2010 at 11:30 AM
Ladies, that means he is still single...
Posted by: Sigh | Thursday, September 09, 2010 at 03:10 PM
"Dang nabbit, Bubba. How mant times I gotta tell ya, ya got brings chocolate or flowers before ya court her?".
Posted by: The Hermit | Thursday, September 09, 2010 at 04:16 PM
I'm disappointed in this paper. They gave the age of the victim, but not of the accused, and I can't rightly guess the guy's age. He could use some nair.
Posted by: dru | Thursday, September 09, 2010 at 05:13 PM
Hasn't his picture been on here on another story??
Posted by: hmmmm | Friday, September 10, 2010 at 12:01 AM