Woman gets nine months of jail for planting a rat in her lunch

She was arrested after the restaurant's insurance investigators sent the rodent in for testing and determined that it was a domestic white rat that had been cooked in a microwave. The restaurant doesn't use microwaves. (Appleton Post-Crescent)

Comments

[Joe]

Man this lady does sound kind of unhinged. I hope she was sane enough to at least kill the poor rat before she microwaved it.

[Notch Johnson]

Now that she's going to prison, she'll be getting rats in her food for real.

[Emperor Norton the 1st]

She must be REALLY crazy to ignore the fact that microwaved rat is too chewy for consumption. I suggest a slow simmer in a wine sauce or fried with butter and garlic.

[Bluntfacts]

"Debbie Miller will spend nine months in jail and four years on probation instead of collecting hush money after planting a rat in her lunch."

On Wisconsin (or however the song goes)....

It's only April 2010, but here's hoping Wisconsin wins OS&RR 2010.

[Phranqlin]

Did she order ratatouille?

[johnjohn]

They should have thrown in animal cruelty charges as well, poor little rodent! Death by microwave is, indeed, heinous.

[Reno]

Don't knock it 'till you try it.

[Tom Weidermeijer]

I agree EN1. I find microwaved rat to be too dry.

[Krash]

I smell a rat in this story.

[Sexecutioner]

Her story may have worked if she chose a restaurant that actually serves rat, like Hardees or Denny's.

[tj...]

how do you get the smell of roast rat out of a microwave? no I'm serious, I really need to know...

[Farmer Bob and the City]

Sterilization is recommended.

[icecycle]

CSI Rodent.