Woman accused of urinating on clothes in Wal-Mart fitting room

Police found the 22-year-old woman because she left her wallet, with her driver’s license, in the changing room along with the urine-soaked clothes. (Fort Myers News-Press)

Comments

[johnjohn]

Damn, it is a banner day for the South!

[kestrelmas]

....that's an old looking 22... I look younger than her and I'm 31! O.o

[Torgo]

What a pissy little bitch!

[Wow... really?]

To paraphrase Rick James... "Meth is a hell of a drug."

[W]

When you gotta go, you gotta to GO!

[Emperor Norton the 1st]

Pee pull of WalMart.wtf

[sometimesilie]

Step 1. Head to Wal-Mart. Pick out Clothes. Go to dressing Room. Urinate on them. Leave Wallet behind.
Step 2. ?????????
Step 3. PROFIT!

[Chrysos]

This wasn't a very well thought out crime...

[Phranqlin]

Dumb shit cracker meth head. Nothing more needs to be said.

[Notch Johnson]

Attention Walmart shoppers, all meth heads must leave the store now.

[IronOre]

So instead of saying "I piss on you!" to Wally World, she says "I piss on your poor quality products!" Of course, this being Wally World clothing, the urine might have increased their value...

[LimeGreenLizard]

johnjohn, I repeat. Florida is not the south.

[kevy]

She needs a nap.

[Emperor Norton the 1st]

When life hands you urine soaked apparel, sell it to Japanese men.

[Krash]

@ LGL:

Yore correct!

Florida IS part of the Axis of Insanity stretching from Wisconsin to Florida and alternately including Tennessee and Texas, according to the lunar cycle.

[Krash]

Oh, yeah, SHE definitely has "Meth-Head" stamped on her forehead. Another candidate for the Eugenics board to decide on.

[Lou Sussler]

The article said store employees saw her take $163 worth of clothes into the dressing room. How the hell did they know she had exactly that amount worth of clothes?

Oh, in addition, WTF!

[Mickie]

Incontinence is no laughing matter!!! Well, maybe in this case...

[Tom Weidermeijer]

That is definitely a 'rode hard, put away wet' 22-year old.

So, where does a methhead come up with the $500?

[Lambiepie]

seriously poor potty training as a child
and, of course, meth
totally has that meth look going

[johnjohn]

@ LGL,

Did Florida, or did it not secede and fight in the war of Northern Aggression?

Was a civil war battle fought in Pensacola?

Was there ever a flag with the stars and bars upon flown at the Florida capitol house?

Do they still grow cotton in Florida?

If the answer to even one of these questions is yes, then, my friend, Florida is in the South.

[Mad Bladder]

WalMart restrooms and WalMart dressing rooms have a similar smell. Maybe she was just confused.

[GrandD]

Ever listen to Neil Young's Southern Man? A black man gets hung in Florida. Florida had slaves, gave all ex slaves 40 acres and a mule. Florida flew the Confederate flag. I lived in Florida. It's as deep south as you can get.

[jdmhondamotors]

This one needs more than just a nap.

[Charles]

How many of you think alcohol was involved?
Here!

[LimeGreenLizard]

*plugging ears, humming loudly.

Florida is NOT the south! It's the north turned upside down!

[Krash]

Oh, its upside alright! LOL
...and twisted all around.

[Bleh]

What an ugly troll. Disgusting. You are 22 and look like you are in your 40s, lay off the meth

[twerp]

She could use the ole kidney stone defense...wait...

[My Teefs!!!]

Meth sure does wonders for the skin. I should try it.

[kevy]

Maybe she has isomysoticis. If so, she could die from not relieving herself.