Drunk student government president acts like, well ... a politician

Jordan Johnson demanded a ride to his house from the campus escort service. When they refused, the intoxicated asshat threatened to pull their funding. You can learn all about Johnson here. (University of Florida Alligator | Gainesville Sun)

Comments

[MidtownCoog]

Ugh. UF kids are TERRIBLE.

I'd had the gang land experience of a WvU vs. UF Sugar Bowl.

"It's great, to be, a Florida, gata" (in their NYC accents).

Hate them.

[American Veteran]

"Johnson declined comment. Gainesville attorney Huntley Johnson, who is representing him, said they had met concerning the incident."

Will Johnson & Johnson put a bandaid on it?

These types of assholes always feel entitled.

[thomas]

GOP??

[Emperor Norton the 1st]

One might wonder, if this guy was dedicated to the premise of energy saving, why didn't he just ride a bike like a dignified drunk?
Hypocrisy is the child of entitlement and self-deception laying down in a bed of stupidity.

[PMN]

Well, thanks to the internets, this kid is f'd. The effect could be mitigated as Johnson is a very common surname and perhaps he might start using his middle name or a nickname instead. He's gonna need to stop acting like an unmitigated ass too, of course. That's a hard habit to break for some.

[BlueMary]

Speaking of transportation for drunks, has anyone else seen the new Taurus Segeway? A true dorkmobile for the ages.

http://tiny.cc/4bxpg

[sometimesilie]

Oh, pish, that's nothing. In PA we like to (attempt to) revive dead oppossums when we're drunk.

http://cbs3.com/watercooler/Police.Drunk.Pennsylvania.2.1592202.html

[American Veteran]

Hey, BlueMary,
If this is you, you need to change your name to

ORANGEMARY

[S H Long]

Future democtratic presidential canidate

[nauip]

@ Mr. Long - If you're referring to his environmental efforts I see your point. If you're referring to his less-reputable recent acts I disagree. Hypocrisy and entitlement are traits common among *all* politicians.

[wank]

This will look good on the little Yuppie creep's resume.

[The Hermit]

Future gov. in the making. Gotta start em out young.

[Notch Johnson]

They have an escort service on campus? I'm going back to school!

Oh, they just drive you around? Forget it.