Man caught nude in truck uses the "explosive diarrhea" defense

A deputy didn't buy it, because there was no evidence of uncontrolled bowels. Also, the guy could have easily used the bathroom inside the nearby Wal-Mart. (NBC-2.com)

Comments

[GWC]

Is "explosive diarrhea" the "E.D." they refer to on ads for Viagra, Cialis and Levitra?

Yeah, I know what the commercials refer to!

[Mook]

This guy needs a "wax job":

1. Place guy's dong on windowsill.

2. Slam window on dong so that wax pops out of guy's ears.

[LimeGreenLizard]

What's with all the nude driving lately? Enjoying the fresh Autumn air?

[kevy]

They say if he had E.D., he could've used the restroom in WalMart...what and risk being super glued to the toilet seat?

[Phranqlin]

Maybe he had both kids of ED. That would explain his nudity.

[Lots42]

Pooping in a truck is preferable to some Wal-Mart bathrooms I have seen.

[johnjohn]

I do not know what was worse, his excuse or his photo!

[American Veteran]

Will the naked truth come out in court?
I do NOT wanna see/hear it.

[Worker]

If his story was true, then why wasn't he driving like mad to get home?

[LimeGreenLizard]

Did he have Schwetty balls?

[RevJSH]

Doesn't the officer demanding the perp come out of his truck undressed make the officer implicit in public exposure?

[Lambiepie]

bet he loves having his photo coupled with the article all over local news

[Sigh]

Check out the link on that website to "Caught on cam: Man Tasered for no reason?"

Kinda disturbing.

[Charles]

Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'.
Though the streams are swollen.
Keep them sex crazed maniacs rollin'.
Rawhide!

[dump truck rentals]

Being nude in a truck, i think it is absurd.

-James

[causes diarrhea]

People living in certain areas are usually well adjusted to commonly found bacteria in their environment, but people who are new arrivals are susceptible to these bacterial infections.

Although most infectious diarrheas are brief illnesses, some do not go away after a few days. More serious forms can be caused by microbes such as amoebae and giardia, which can become established in the bowel and cause problems that persist for weeks or months. Contaminated food or water, public swimming pools, and communal hot tubs are possible sources of these infections.

[diarrhea symptoms]

Although most infectious diarrheas are brief illnesses, some do not go away after a few days. More serious forms can be caused by microbes such as amoebae and giardia, which can become established in the bowel and cause problems that persist for weeks or months. Contaminated food or water, public swimming pools, and communal hot tubs are possible sources of these infections.

Infectious diarrhea can have serious consequences in certain persons. Young infants, very old people, or those who have major illnesses can be seriously weakened by even a minor infection. Simple infectious diarrhea is still a major killer in underdeveloped countries, where infections of the bowel are estimated to cause millions of deaths annually among infants.