Man who threw feces during his robbery trial gets 31 years

The guy sneaked a small bag of feces into court and smeared the contents on his lawyer and threw it at jurors. Four were dismissed after the incident. (San Diego Union-Tribune)

Comments

[Phranqlin]

Shit happens.

[Rev JSH]

I will not put more rocks in socks
I will not throw more poo at you
I will not become so damn angry
If only, your honor, you release me

[Sigh]

I will not hit with rocks in socks,
I will not throw more glops at cops,
I will not slam my hands or damn,
If you will free me; Weusi I am.

[Lots42]

Don't they have security?

[RockyMtnMac]

Weusi (pronounced "Wussy" no doubt) is very moody. (Awww)
He gets angry when he is mistreated, or feels mistreated. (Awww)
How about a nice big rock upside the head, Wussy? Or a bag of poo smeared all over you? Better now?
What an asshat.
This, more than anything, shows a reason for bringing back lobotomies. Mr Wussy is a GREAT candidate.

[Navy Chief]

@RMM - Good idea, in principle. Unfortunately, we'd all have to pay for keeping him alive. Oh, wait...

[Torgo]

I'm sure prison will reform him.

[305club]

Give him one O' them nutritious meals!

[Phantom]

What a shitty story, (hey, somebody had to say it)

[Sheila]

Note to self: If I am ever on a jury, take along a washcloth, towel, soap, and a change of clothing.

[johnjohn]

Will his prison nickname be 'Sanchez'?

[Navy Chief]

@johnjohn - You lost me on that one, mate. No Habla Espanol.

[jj2]

The paper's site had this comment:

"Don't gross out the jury. They don't mind you killing a few people so long as you're well dressed and smell good, they'll let you off with some probation and community service, but go in there dirty and farty and tossing poo and you'll end up in the fryolator."

This person seems bitter about not being able to throw feces in court. I find that disturbing. Are there a lot of people eager to fling sh*t at juries?

[johnjohn]

Navy Chief, no problem, i lose everything given enough time. However, you might want to google "dirty Sanchez". However, once explained, a joke is never funny.

[Charles]

Curiouser and curiouser. Can you see Alice up ahead? Our society has followed her down the rabbit hole.

[LimeGreenLizard]

It starts out with a few charges, then becomes a fecal matter.

“You better put the chains back on before I do something.”
Sounds like a creepy line from a Cohen Brothers movie, or a smokey, sexy whisper from a hot chick in my bed.

*snarkle

Sorry, I couldn't help myself. I'll go now.

[Lincoln]

I bet he did it hoping the judge would think him insane and send him for psychiatric evaluation instead of to prison. A similar story is in the film, Training Day.

[American Veteran]

If this guy went to a baseball game, would the shit have hit the fan?

[RockyMtnMac]

LMAO @ American Veteran.
That's funny!