Cops seek bank robber who says he's fed up with bailouts

The robbery proceeds, the suspect explained, "would go to people who deserve it." (San Francisco Chronicle)

Comments

[NitroPress]

Yeah, right. And I'm sure no one "deserves" the money more than Mr. B. Robber...

What's even more ridiculous here is people not understanding the difference between retail banking and corporate bank management... there's about as much connection between your corner bank branch and the stuff getting bailed out as there is between your Chevy and General Dynamics.

[Phranqlin]

Clearly, he's watched too many Robin Hood movies.

[Russ]

"I've labored long and hard for bread,
For honor and for riches,
But on my corns too long you've tread,
You fair-haired sons of bitches."
Black Bart,
notorious San Francisco bandit of the 1870s, left this poem in a strongbox after he had robbed it.

[IronOre]

Bryan Adams singing "I Do It For You" jumped into my head when I read this article.

[troschne]

Thanks for sharing THAT, IronOre--I am going to have to think of another song now, so I can get that gem out of my head!

[KDP]

"The man, described as 6' and weighing about 190 lbs., was carrying a black lap top case."

That covers pretty much half of the denizens of the Financial District. Good luck picking that guy out.

[Joe]

"I'll give the proceeds to people who deserve it..."

"...Me. I worked for it, so screw everyone else."

[MONKEY JERKm]

NEW AGE ROBIN HOOD

[twerp]

I'M GONNA CUT YOUR HEART OUT WITH A SPOON!!!

[KDP]

And I'm going to kill you with my teacup.

[RockyMtnMac]

Yeah Twerp!
I was going to start singing "Look into my eyes...." to further torture Troschne until you pulled out the "LOCKSLEY!!!" reference...LOL!