Gary Jones was convicted after pleading guilty to walking out of his home naked, then challenging his neighbors to a karate fight. Jones told police he knew leaving the house naked was illegal, but he was a "serious martial artist." (EveningSun.com)
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
...and is restricted from any contact with his neighbors.
for which I'm sure they are very grateful.
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 08:46 AM
He just wanted to show off his Wang Chung and Won Hung Low.
Posted by: NitroPress | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 08:52 AM
"According to police, Jones said he knew leaving the house naked was illegal, but he was a "serious martial artist." .... keyword......"was"
Posted by: USMerc | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 08:59 AM
Wow, I didn't know that serious martial artists picked naked karate fights with the neighbors. You learn something new every day.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 09:09 AM
Whoa! Good thing I read this - I normally strip before going to Home Depot.
Posted by: arfnotz | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 09:15 AM
Wow, when I should have taken karate. There was this one instructor I would have loved to do naked ground fighting with.
Posted by: Joell | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 09:15 AM
His neighbors' kids knew he was naughty
For coming out naked. They thought he
Was nuts. And if sauced,
He might well have lost
A fight, despite knowing karate.
Posted by: KC | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 09:43 AM
he was leaving himself exposed to some below the belt injuries and dirty fighting
Posted by: lynn | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 09:46 AM
WHAT IS WRONG WITH NUDITY?.....NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: MONKEY JERK | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 09:56 AM
he was showing off his single "none" chuk!!!
Posted by: Jim | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 10:12 AM
I think there is the potential for a movie based on this guy. Maybe they can get Ralph Machio to play him.
Posted by: G-Man | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 10:24 AM
"Serious martial artist." Everyone knows that only frivolous, non-serious, goof-off martial artists wear those outfits with colored belts. I am surprised the cops didn't back off, with their hands palms out, and say, "Okay, fella, go right ahead, then."
Posted by: Sheila | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 10:43 AM
Lot 6...
Posted by: Chrysos | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 10:44 AM
Chrysos--I missed that little nugget the first time I read the story. That definitely explains a lot (no pun intended).
Posted by: troschne | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 10:49 AM
According to police, Jones said he knew leaving the house naked was illegal, but he was a "serious martial artist."
Put him in with the guy that lives within himself...
Posted by: Lambiepie | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 12:53 PM
KC - another masterpiece. Where's the ribs?
Posted by: Navy Chief | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 01:00 PM
Good thing....they love naked karate in jail!
Posted by: cherie | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 01:27 PM
In the new movie, Ralph Macchio would not master the Flying Crane, but instead the Rigid Trouser Snake position.
Posted by: Sigh | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 02:27 PM