The woman covered nearly everything in his house with paint, destroyed his computer and stabbed his daughter's teddy bear with a steak knife. "The cat was covered with paint," he says. "The paint is, like, in the food dish for the cat." (St. Paul Pioneer Press)
Wonder what she does when she's *really* pissed?
Posted by: Cluckie | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 06:39 AM
Link not working Jim
Posted by: cherie | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 06:41 AM
Yeah... women are just nuts.
If it weren't for the whole men not having a vagina and breasts... and anal sex thing, I would probably be gay.
Posted by: Typical... | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 06:48 AM
one of my room mates at our of campus college house (3 dudes and a chick- hawt!) decided to go bitter and psycho for some reason (possibly when she caught my buddy en flagrante dilecto with an acqauintance of hers- possibly jealous) Anyway, long story short, she moves out and throws what apprently was "her" dishdrainer into the trashcan. Naturally (puzzled) we picked it out, washed it, and placed it back on the counter. At some point she came back, flipped out, and cut it with scissors into inch square pieces and left some scathing, rambling two page indictment against the type of monsters who would use "her" dish drainer after everything that happened. Anyway, pointless story, but still makes me laugh to this day. Also: Exhibit 9,476,841b why women are crazy ;)
Posted by: sometimesilie | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 06:57 AM
Is this "Abuse Teddy Bear Day"? I missed that on my calendar.
Posted by: G-Man | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 07:16 AM
We are not crazy- we are creative!
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 07:27 AM
We can get extremely creative... mostly because we're driven to it. Don't you fellows know, the female is the more deadly of most species? ;)
Posted by: kestrelmas | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 07:37 AM
SHE DEFINITELY NEEDS TO BE PUT AWAY FOR A LONG TIME
Posted by: MONKEY JERK | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 07:41 AM
Oh that poor teddy bear
he is the real victim here
Posted by: angrysockmonkey | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 07:43 AM
That chick is just plain cruel. I have seen the occasional outrage over many different things, but to trash a whole house with paint. She needs some serious help. I also can't imagine how much all of that pint had to cost. Even the cheap stuff will get expensive.
Posted by: R | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 07:54 AM
Just for what she did to the cat, she sucks.
Posted by: David | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 08:10 AM
Yeah Kestrelmas-
Black Widows
Praying Mantis
Lorena Bobbit
Ooh! This story could have turned out worse I guess...
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 08:14 AM
Man--that bat-shit crazy b!tch has pretty much screwed him beyond belief! I hope she's found and prosecuted. I feel really bad for that guy!
Posted by: troschne | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 08:32 AM
Oh, and cherie--if you go to www.twincities.com, the link to the article is on the right hand side.
Posted by: troschne | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 08:33 AM
SPRAY PAINTED THE CAT?? LMFAO!!! Sorry, that's just funny...yeah, she ought to be locked up in a mental ward.....or get the death penalty for killing that poor teddy.....though, I would kind of like it if somebody ripped the teddy in my closet to shreds--while I'm wearing it of course!!
Posted by: twerp | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 09:08 AM
I wonder if she can be brought up on more extensive charges over that knofe in the teddy bear thing - that really should be perceived as more of a threat.
I feel sorry for the guy too - his keyboards, his hard drive with all of his music - that was his living, his oven for petes sake!
OK - SHE is crazy (the rest of us are creative)
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 09:16 AM
(waving hands wildly....) Ohhhh Ohhhh....Twerp! Me Me! Oh Oh!!!! hehehehehehehe
Posted by: USMerc | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 09:31 AM
His first clue should have been all the color samples laying all over.
Posted by: Dick C. Normas | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 09:56 AM
LOL Dick! Glad she didn't get to the fabric swatches or he wouldn't have ANYTHING left :)
Wow Twerp - you got USMerc all excited! And Merc - you be careful. I might get jealous and throw paint all over your house...
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 10:20 AM
Aw, gee RMM...I didn't know you cared!!!!!(And my house COULD use a new coat or two!!!)
Posted by: USMerc | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 10:29 AM
Interesting. Must be "abuse the cat day". Cats in the freezer & now spray painted cats? Why does everyone take it out on the poor cat?
Posted by: JH | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 10:43 AM
...Cats and teddy bears! Must be anti-cutsey day...
Posted by: USMerc | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 10:51 AM
Maybe she is a Jackson Pollack fan and we are being way too hard on her.
Maybe he could sell her "artwork". I would laugh so F'n hard if he sold it and made a gazillion dollars!
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 10:59 AM
Link won't work for me.
Posted by: | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 11:19 AM
This beyatch needs a beating for what she did o the cat.
Yeah, I'm a guy butt, I don't tolerate aminal abusers.
Posted by: A.V. | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 11:20 AM
He should be looking for her in Tennessee not Arizona. I think she may be the none who trashed that other guys place and put his cat in the freezer.
Posted by: NellyBear | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 11:29 AM
I really don't get it.
I have NEVER done anything even remotely psycho over a breakup.
Have any of you??
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 11:39 AM
I really don't get it.
I have NEVER done anything even remotely psycho over a breakup.
Have any of you??
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 11:40 AM
STS....(possibly when she caught my buddy en flagrante dilecto with an acqauintance of hers- possibly jealous) this is why I love you!
And please...not all women are crazy...but I have to feel for this girl. Living with that much testosterone probably sent her clean over the edge...
Posted by: Cherie | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 12:29 PM
RMM...to answer your question, I've never done anything psycho either. The worst I did was when I was in high school...I threatened to beat up my ex's new girlfriend and made her cry. I later apologized and we became friends. Since then I've allowed Karma to take care of itself. I got divorced 13 yrs ago and I've had 3 relationships since then. I am still friends with all my ex's including my ex husband.
Posted by: cherie | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 12:33 PM
RMM, don't get jealous. Join in on the fun. I'm sure Merc wouldn't have a problem with it.
Posted by: twerp | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 01:12 PM
Here's that chicks myspace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=429192427
In her photo area, it looks like she's actually got a shot of herself in that guys house after she destroyed it. Looks like she's crazy and stupid.
Posted by: Stig | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 01:15 PM
Ahhhhhh......Life is GOOD!!!!!
Posted by: US:Merc | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 01:18 PM
R,
She probably bought 'oops' paint. it's $5 bucks a gallon and less at most places (Home Depot, Lowes, Sears, etc).
Posted by: The_Overdog | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 01:55 PM
Obviously, this misguided young woman needs to be tutored in The Way of Vengeance by Soo.
After a break-up, there are many ways to get revenge.
*Report his whereabouts if he's got a warrant
*Sleep with his best friend
*Destroy his stuff and paint his cat
But all that does is lead to hatred of women. That's not suffering, it's just bile. Besides, we don't want the guy to hate all women. We want him to be jealous. In fact, we want him so jealous, he's almost a stalker.
To make a guy really suffer one must cultivate a hotter guy, preferably one who makes more money, drives a better car, buys lots of jewelry and likes the parents.
Jealousy=vengeance. Destruction=jail time.
But no one ever asks me. Ah well. The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Posted by: Soo | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 03:15 PM
I love the double standard that goes along with this kind of behavior.
If a women does it, it's funny. If a guy does it, he's dangerous. I say lock this psycho up for a while.
Posted by: | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 04:25 PM
I don't think it's funny at all. In fact, it scares me. There is this notion of self-entitlement that too many people possess and this behavior is one manifest of it.
She's extremely dangerous because she obviously can't control her impulses and allows her anger to get out of control.
Stabbing the teddy bears of children just because their daddy broke up with you is a perfect exhibit of "completely mental" as is coating an innocent pet with dangerous chemicals.
If I could, I would strongly urge this man to get a very stiff restraining order, teach himself and his children self-defense, and arm himself with some pepper spray. It is my opinion that this is just the tip of the iceberg for that woman.
Posted by: Soo | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 04:59 PM
"I know someone who knows someone who knows someone" who once put baby-oil all over an ex-bf's apartment. I was just an innocent bystander, really. "Very satisfying", said my friends' friends' friend.
Posted by: Miss Curly | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 05:42 PM
I take very much pleasure in MYSELF!!! Their loss. It is always their loss. What else is there to say. I have ME. Hmmmmmmm......... All I need! Touche! Love me! Give yourselvs all a big hug now!!!! BIG HUG!
Posted by: rocku | Friday, January 09, 2009 at 10:34 PM