Duck stamp phone number has callers reaching a sex-line
About 3.5 million federal "duck stamps" are affixed to a card that has the misprinted number, which tells callers they can "talk only to the girls who turn you on." The Fish and Wildlife agency "really regrets" the typo. (Minneapolis Star-Tribune)
now thats funny.
caller:hello, i am calling about a duck stamp?
reply: ooh baby where do you want to put it?
caller: why, on my hunting license of course!
reply:that sounds kinky, harder!!! harder!!!! give it to me
caller: no i need the stamp, not you
reply:thats it right there stamp me....stamp me harder
caller ...click
LMFAO
Posted by: AngrySockMonkey | Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 07:46 AM
what the DUCK? hahaha
i bet the World Wildlife Foundation or the bastards at PETA had something to do with it
SAVE THE DUCKS have more phone sex...
Posted by: elizabeth | Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 08:27 AM
To paraphrase the punchline to the old joke:
"I paid $15 bucks for a duck, and $1.99/minute for a f*cked up duck stamp."
Posted by: troschne | Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 08:47 AM
press "1" for fowl play.
Posted by: hobd | Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 09:37 AM
I thought it was wabbit season.
I like wabbits.
Posted by: thomas | Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 09:38 AM
1-800-fuc-a-duc
Posted by: cherie | Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 09:52 AM
Thanks, hobd! LMFAO!
Posted by: Mikey | Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 09:53 AM
MORE SEX...........YES!!!!!!!!
Posted by: | Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 10:24 AM
KUDOS hobd!!
Posted by: thomas | Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 10:29 AM
Hahahaha!!! fowl play....fuc-a-duc....those are good.
Wabbit Season!
Duck Season!
Wabbit Season!...
Gotta love it!!!
Posted by: Rat | Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 10:33 AM
I am SO calling this number. When I get home. So my employer doesn't catch on. Although, it seems the article would give me an out...
Posted by: Reno | Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 10:38 AM
Ohh baby, lick my stamp and get it aaalll wet and sticky, ummm!
Fun: Sing the "name game" with "Duck"
Posted by: Kelly | Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 10:38 AM
Can I see your quack?
Posted by: A.V. | Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 02:21 PM