The chicken had an improvised explosive device where the fowl's innards should have been. A cop says it was "capable of causing harm to a person." (Hartford Courant)
I never thought of hunting bears with a chicken bomb.
Posted by: Dick C. Normas | Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 05:57 AM
It's kinda like using dynamite to fish, I think.
Posted by: Soo | Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 06:01 AM
Sounds like chicken jihad.
Posted by: G-Man | Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 06:06 AM
SOUNDS LIKE A SUICIDE CHICKEN BOMBER
Posted by: gator | Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 06:10 AM
why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted by: elchampino | Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 06:13 AM
BAM ! kick it up a notch !
Posted by: Rock Marine | Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 06:23 AM
You'd have to be a dumb cluck to respond to this story.
Chicken Jihad? I want the recipe.
Posted by: thomas | Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 06:23 AM
mmmmmmmmm....CHICKEN!!!
Posted by: twerp | Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 06:32 AM
oh, that was just the Triple Extra Spicy Cajun roaster. Not pipe bomb, spice.
Posted by: sometimesilie | Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 06:41 AM
Suicide Bomber Chicken...
CHICKENS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
Posted by: Cherie | Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 07:14 AM
Mark my words, the Chick-Fil-A cows are behind this.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 07:43 AM
Sounds like a really fast way to cook a whole roaster.
Posted by: Reno | Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 08:59 AM
Sounds like a unique way to make chicken nuggets...
Posted by: R | Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 11:28 AM
LMAO
Posted by: | Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 11:34 AM
Dinner, anyone?
Chicken Jihad, by Soo (no TNT, I swears it, Precious!)
One whole roasting chicken
One jar Dave's Insanity Sauce -or-
Soo's Special Season Blend*
Tomatoes, Onions, Bell Peppers to taste
Water
Chop tomatoes, onions and bell peppers; stuff chicken. Rub chicken with enough season blend or Insanity Sauce (use sturdy kitchen gloves) to coat completely, place into oven roaster or crock pot. Add water, about 1-2 cups for crock pot, up to 4 cups for roaster.
Crock pot: cook according to appliance directions
Oven roaster: cook 20 minutes per pound of chicken at 350 to 375 degrees F.
When finished, shred chicken off the bone, serve topped with stuffing and sauce spooned over the shredded chicken.
May go well with a sweet white wine, but I recommend water or milk if you use the insanity sauce.
*Soo's Special Season Blend, for the less inspired (like me)
--may need 2 batches for a whole chicken
Diced or flaked habaneros or your favorite chili pepper, any amount to your preference, plus--
1 teaspoon each:
Ginger Salt Coriander
Turmeric Cayenne
Cumin Paprika
Posted by: Soo | Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 12:47 PM
must have been an IEC (Improvised Exploding Chicken)
is there nothing sacred with these terrorist!!!!
Posted by: angrysockmonkey | Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 03:33 PM
THANK YOU SOO!
Posted by: thomas | Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 04:59 PM
Thomas, be warned: I just made that up on the spot. It's untested. Maybe you could give it a try and email me?
Posted by: Soo | Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 07:24 PM