Broderick Lloyd Laswell isn't happy that he's down to 308 pounds after eight months in jail. The murder suspect, who has lost about 100 pounds, has filed a federal lawsuit complaining the jail doesn't provide inmates with enough food. (The Smoking Gun)
Another goody from the weekend.
He has plenty of fat still to burn so let his fat ass rot away in jail. Poor fat man can't eat 10,000 calories a day, OH NO!!!!
Posted by: The Asshole Guy | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 05:54 AM
HE IS PROBABLY RIGHT SINCE HIS EATING HABITS ARE ABOVE NORMAL.
Posted by: ULTRA | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 05:57 AM
No sympathy for fatties.
Posted by: Sean, Torrington CT | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 06:01 AM
I'm trying to get rid of a few extra pounds maybe jail is the way to go....or I could just pray for the fat to fall off.
Posted by: zoot | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 06:13 AM
Can't do the time, don't do the crime. He needs to be thankful that he's losing weight. It's really good for him. If he doesn't already have diabetes, he will if he doesn't schlump off a few pounds.
Posted by: twerp | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 06:14 AM
How many other inmates have starved to death so far? None! They're given enough food. Case closed.
Posted by: Valcia | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 06:18 AM
...cue Nelson Muntz...
Posted by: sometimesilie | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 06:35 AM
His concern for the waste of the taxpayers' money is touching.
Posted by: Sheila | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 06:46 AM
Awww poor thing. He's lucky he's not in prison in another country where the jails are like dungeons.
Posted by: Naga Please! | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 06:50 AM
Hah. I work in a prison and the big guys are always complaining that they don't get enough food. There are pretty strict rules about inmates passing food to one another, going back through the food line again, etc but the big guys are always trying to find ways around them.
It's actually amazing that some are still as big as they are after years in the joint. They have the ability to buy junk food with their own money, so I think a lot of them "maintain their current weight" that way. (Poor Broderick must not have this luxury.)
Posted by: notmyself | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 06:56 AM
My husband likes to stick out his gut (He's not fat, kinda husky though) and do the Austin Powers, "I'm so sexy" bit. Maybe the dude is worried about losing his sexiness.
Posted by: twerp | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 07:04 AM
Let's see, I got two for ya:
Gotta get his weight down so he doesn't break Old Sparky when his time comes.
This is actually Mr. Creosote come to life. Give him a wafer mint.
Posted by: KDP | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 07:13 AM
I'd like to see how much he'd end up weighing if he visited Sheriff Arpaio's fine establishment (http://www.mcso.org/). He'd get the exercise that he needs to supplement that weight loss for sure.
Posted by: LooseyGoosey | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 07:34 AM
Oh Good Grief. What dumbass lawyer took this case?
Posted by: lawdog | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 07:35 AM
I just read the entire "complaint." Looks like he filed himself and did not hire a dumbass.
Posted by: lawdog | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 07:38 AM
Would he prefer work relase to Mcdonald's and a conjugal from Papa John's?
Posted by: Jabber | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 07:45 AM
they wont let me have twinkies and hoho's
Posted by: AngrySockMonkey | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 07:47 AM
He's got the first letter wrong and is missing another: it would seem he's actually being "starved to HEALTH" (relatively speaking, anyway).
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At the time of his jailing, this guy's
Massive weight meant just five men his size
Would weigh more than a ton!
What a son-of-a-'gun' --
His "starvation" complaint takes the prize.
Posted by: KC | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 07:50 AM
I'm with Zoot, I could lose a hundred pounds and I can think of people the world would be better without.
There's just the nagging problem of regaining my freedom once the weight is gone.
Posted by: Lou Sussler | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 08:15 AM
I used to work for Sheriff Joe - in his jails - a lot of the info others get is just hype. Inmates get fat in MCSO and the meals are not that bad.
Posted by: MeAPO | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 08:18 AM
Let's see...
You stab & beat a guy to death and now you complain that you are being slowly starved to death??
I think a slow death by starvation seems perfectly just.
However, according to the photos, that is going to quite a while ....at the taxpayer's expense. We should speed up this process!!
It would have been cheaper to exterminate instead of house/feed you.... since you are so concerned about wasting taxpayer's money! Send us a photo once you reach skin & bones...we'll rethink the matter at that time, maybe.
Posted by: Anna | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 08:42 AM
He should think of it as a weight loss resort. Plenty of fat people pay good money to be locked up and fed meager meals in the hope of dropping some pounds.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 08:44 AM
oops! That is going to =take= quite awhile....
Posted by: Anna | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 08:44 AM
Anna, WELL said.
Boo freaking hoo. So he doesn't get an extra dessert at dinnertime. Just as well. Fat bastard probably eats better than us non-prisoners do. :\
Posted by: Neni | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 09:21 AM
Sterilize him.
Posted by: Farmer Bob | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 09:25 AM
My tiny violin is playing for him
Posted by: Cherie | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 09:42 AM
he should be paying them.
Posted by: boynamedsue | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 09:57 AM
MeAPO - I was mainly thinking about being on the chain gang, and spending so much time exercising in the fresh air. I hadn't heard talk about the food, but figured that it was good... he strikes me as the kind of guy who'd not skimp on the essentials, just make people work hard.
Posted by: LooseyGoosey | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 10:26 AM
Well, this is Arkansas, where there former governer Huckabee was morbidly obese before going on a massive diet. His two sons are still morbidly obese and speak fondly about how the Huckabees can can eat $20 worth each of Taco Bell food. This prisoner has good role models.
Posted by: andie | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 11:37 AM
105 lbs over 8 months is 13 lbs/month which is actually considered an unsafe amount to lose. They've probably cut his usual food consumption by 2/3 or more and it's not like he's getting carrot sticks between meals as his body learns to adjust. He probably really does feel like he's starving. Perhaps they should offer him the choice of being beaten to death instead of starving? Make it fair?
Posted by: Evie | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 12:31 PM
Laswell claims that "on several occasions" he has "started to do some excersizing and my vision went blurry and I felt like I was going to pass out."
Riiiiiight. Are you sure it's not because you haven't seen physical activity since the Reagan administration?
Posted by: kindmaryjane | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 12:54 PM
WHYYY is he being given ANYTHING non-nutrtive?! He's in JAIL because he is a MURDERER! I'm a tax-paying, law-abiding citizen and no body gives me free cookies! Jail should not include desserts. Jail should not include spices, coffee, tea, salt, or anything that isn't just there to give them the basic nutrition to survive on. The USDA has determined that amount is 2000 calories (jsut look at the labels on the food us non-murderes buy with the money we've earned and you'll see references toa 2000 calorie diet.)
Posted by: nomorecookies! | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 01:30 PM
KindMaryJane,
He was born during the last year of the reagan reign--
19 years old and 413 pounds, that's something of an achievement. In a really weird way. A body cannabalizing 13 pounds a month is generating a lot of toxins. Still, the stomach band/gastric bypass people seem to manage it.
Posted by: nellagain | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 01:35 PM
LG - Chain gangs are usually carted out only for the cameras. He's also known for spending about 32 cents per day on inmate meals which supposedly include green bologna. A lot of hype!
Posted by: MeAPO | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 10:13 PM
He hasn't even gone to trial yet for the crime that he has been arrested for after 8 months?
I'll make comments after his trial, for all we know he's innocent.
Posted by: David | Monday, April 28, 2008 at 10:24 PM
Somewhere along the line, the ban against "cruel and unusual" punishment started to mean "have inmates live in opened-wall motels"
*sigh*
so much for a deterent and (if that fails) a punishment.
Posted by: Ace | Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 12:32 AM