Cook/Seahawks fan accused of spitting on Steeler fan's burger
A 24-year-old fast-food restaurant cook -- and self-proclaimed Seattle Seahawks fan -- was arrested for allegedly spitting on the hamburger he prepared for a man wearing Pittsburgh Steelers attire. (Kitsap Sun)
Child's play! Real men go straight for the goodie bag!
Posted by: beavis | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 01:30 PM
Here we go again.....
"Spit burgers for Perverts"
Buy a dozen and get a pair of soiled panties of your choice.
Posted by: Rock Marine | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 01:34 PM
Better than tearing his scrotum.
Posted by: Cherie | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 01:34 PM
Let us not forget that "Fan" is the short version of "Fanatic" aka Pervert.
Posted by: Rock Marine | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 01:37 PM
better than getting taped doing the deed with your lawn furniture. If they didn't want that happening, than they shouldn't dress umbrellas with such skimpy shades. And Steelers fans in Washington, keep checking those burgers!
Posted by: sometimesilie | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 01:37 PM
More proof that hours spent watching a bunch of millionaires playing a game (all the while referring to it as 'yours' despite the fact that it remains in the hands of other millionaires) is a general cause of stupidity.
Why is it sport-obsessed America is such a nation of fatties? Seriously, is that supposed to make sense?
Posted by: Thus Spake Zarathustra | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 01:56 PM
"better than getting taped doing the deed with your lawn furniture. If they didn't want that happening, than they shouldn't dress umbrellas with such skimpy shades. "
I totally lost it when I read this. Thank you, sts!
Posted by: twerp | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 01:57 PM
happy to do what I can, twerp :)
Posted by: sometimesilie | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 02:09 PM
Never understood the fascination with and passion for sports. It's just not something I get excited about.
Posted by: Dave | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 03:32 PM
yeah go seahawks fan
Posted by: justin | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 05:39 PM
My late other half had video of a friend having sex with a chair. I shit you not. It wasn't the most bizarre thing I've ever seen, but it was Top 5 stuff. I didn't realize a man could get off on a chair leg...I guess this proved a man can get off on pretty much anything.
Time for bed. Without furniture :-)
Posted by: Wolf | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 05:42 PM
Oops, wrong topic, sorry. Now I REALLY need sleep...
Posted by: Wolf | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 05:43 PM
Well, the Steelers were handed Super Bowl XL by the referees...
Posted by: IronOre | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 07:41 PM
Pass the kitsap.
At least it may have been a low fat loogie.
Posted by: A.V. | Sunday, March 30, 2008 at 09:12 AM
that crap is the reason i dont watch sports like that. to many idiots doing stuff like that
Posted by: AngrySockMonkey | Monday, March 31, 2008 at 12:49 PM