In an attempt to get back at a cheating wife, Paul Vickers shot one of her cats, and incidentally got caught with 4.2 pounds of marijuana. "He sent out an email to family members expressing frustration over past marital issues he and his wife had," says a cop. "In the same email, Vickers described killing the cat with a .22-caliber pistol, so that his wife could feel his marital pain." (Denver Post)
P.S. Your Cat is Dead!
Posted by: twerp | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 07:31 AM
What a dope!!
Posted by: JimmyVa | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 07:33 AM
LOL.....the wife was "partial to pussies" so he offed one. THIS is what smoking dope will do to you.....if he was of sound mind and body he would have just shot the wife and kept the cats and saved all the hassle of sending out mass emailings.
Posted by: jj | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 07:41 AM
jj LOL. Smoking Pot may have saved his wife then. He was too stoned to make the effort to go get her, so he killed her cat instead.
Legalize Pot, arrest this idiot for cruelty to animals and menicing, give Yucca the plants.
Posted by: Cherie | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 07:53 AM
Isn't divorce legal in this country?
Posted by: nellagain | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 07:58 AM
YES!!!!!!!!!ONE LESS FRIGGING CAT TO TERRORIZE THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
Posted by: ULTRA | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 08:05 AM
ULTRA, you're "terrorized" by cats? Jeez, what a f'ing pansy you are.
Posted by: Matt | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 08:15 AM
ULTRA, you're "terrorized" by cats? Jeez, what a f'ing pansy you are.
Posted by: Matt | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 08:16 AM
ULTRA, you're "terrorized" by cats? Jeez, what a f'ing pansy you are.
Posted by: Matt | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 08:16 AM
Douchebag!
Posted by: Sean, Torrington CT | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 08:17 AM
whoops, not sure why it posted thrice. ... but whatever, ULTRA's still a pansy.
Posted by: Matt | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 08:22 AM
ULTRA, I hate cats too but at least they're good at getting rid of pests around the neighborhood. At least they're good at getting rid of pests until they become pests by over-breeding. Personally I think 85% of cats should be sterilized because there are waaaaaay too many on this planet!
Posted by: twerp | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 08:38 AM
I can't believe these two couldn't make it. What hope is there for the rest of us?
Posted by: Doug | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 08:50 AM
Is this a story about Dick Tater?
Posted by: The Asshole Guy | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 09:22 AM
TAKE THAT, CAT
THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO BE OWNED BY SOMEONE I'M MAD AT
Posted by: You | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 09:32 AM
"THIS is what smoking dope will do to you."
you're serious... pot? I'm sorry but there's a bit more that goes on with someone in this mental state to pin on THC. From personal experience I know i'm far more likely to get touchy or angry on a good amount of alcohol than on a narcotic of any kind.
Posted by: boynamedsue | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 09:38 AM
Every psycho woman I've ever known had cats...without fail. Men...if you are dating a woman and she has a cat, proceed with caution, especially if she anthropomorphizes it. My hatred for cats is second only to my hatred for canines. Both carry disease and parasites. Why anyone would want a pet in their home is beyond me.
Posted by: Dick Tater | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 10:08 AM
What a pussy. If he thought divorce court was bad, wait until he hits criminal court.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 10:16 AM
Why anyone would want Dick Tater in their home is beyond me.
Posted by: jilldini | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 10:43 AM
WOW!! A twofer.
The anti's can do guns & pot all in one hysterical whine.
Posted by: A.V. | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 11:01 AM
I don't know of too many people who are both anti-pot and anti-guns tho. Who are these mythical 'antis' A.V., and how is their whine different than the white trash who blame joblessness on Mexicans illegal immigants?
Posted by: Sean, Torrington CT | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 11:11 AM
Note to self: When killing ex's cat, remove all pounds of marijuana from home first.
Posted by: lawdog | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 12:07 PM
Were the juvenile plants released to the custody of their parents???
Posted by: Jeff Vachon | Friday, March 28, 2008 at 10:33 PM
DT; Dick Tater, I mean, not to be confused with the DT's
although both can cause heart palpatations, crawling skin and excessive sweating, likes to push everyone's buttons...I bet that he's really a pussy cat.
Posted by: pawprints | Sunday, March 30, 2008 at 02:36 PM
Perhaps he should be shot.
Posted by: pawprints | Monday, March 31, 2008 at 03:37 AM