Richard Zubowicz, who had been drinking, pushed his wife to the ground, got into his vehicle and circled the parking lot. When he returned to the area where his wife had been, he accidentally ran over her as she lay in the parking lot. She's in critical condition. (Florida Today)
Friday, February 22, 2008
I guess that means she won the arguement.
Unless, laying down/passing out in the parking lot means that SHE was too drunk.
Kind of a Catch 22.
Posted by: stopeatingmysesamecake | Friday, February 22, 2008 at 09:39 AM
It's the F-state; what else do you expect?
Posted by: Phranqlin | Friday, February 22, 2008 at 09:53 AM
squish.
Posted by: twerp | Friday, February 22, 2008 at 09:58 AM
The entire experience left her feeling flat.
Posted by: A.V. | Friday, February 22, 2008 at 10:05 AM
"Trooper said they had to use a jack to get her out from under the vehicle."
So he didn't run her over, he just kinda stopped on top of her, right?
Posted by: lawdog | Friday, February 22, 2008 at 10:07 AM
His mug shot makes me think his name should be Vinny instead of Richard.
Posted by: Cherie | Friday, February 22, 2008 at 10:09 AM
Nothing like a little DUI and Domestic violence to really liven up a Friday night in Florida...
Posted by: Nicole | Friday, February 22, 2008 at 10:11 AM
It reminds me of that 'Goofy Learns to Drive' cartoon where the car had a glass bottom so the driver could see what was run over...
Posted by: twerp | Friday, February 22, 2008 at 10:41 AM
Not to mention the Aztek is one of the ugliest vehicles ever to be on four wheels.
Posted by: Sheila | Friday, February 22, 2008 at 11:11 AM
Too funny
Posted by: Dick C. Normas | Friday, February 22, 2008 at 11:32 AM
Typical under-the-back-seat driver.
Posted by: Me | Friday, February 22, 2008 at 11:55 AM
good for her
Posted by: ASM | Friday, February 22, 2008 at 12:25 PM
If only this story happened a couple of weeks earlier, it would have been the perfect story for valentine's day.
Posted by: Ace | Saturday, February 23, 2008 at 08:24 PM
Sounds like she might have actually been lying in the parking lot to stage a protest regarding the poor treatment given by her hubby.
Posted by: Brian | Sunday, February 24, 2008 at 07:02 AM
Holy Shit!
The Great Ragu almost killed Shirley! I bet Lenny and Squiggy would have beat the holy hell out of him if they'd have been in that Publix parking lot.
Posted by: PassingThrough | Sunday, February 24, 2008 at 08:05 AM
Reminds me of that guy who played a tax lawyer on "LA Law" way back. Think the name was Stuart Markowitz??
Anyway sounds like a TV plot.
Posted by: ssarkies | Sunday, February 24, 2008 at 08:13 AM
"HoneEEeey....I missed you...oh...no I didn't"
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So how do you prove the guy didn't do it on purpose? Tough call.
Posted by: Ace | Monday, February 25, 2008 at 12:33 AM