Firefighters helped the Wisconsin man who got stuck while retrieving a Snickers bar. His 20-year-old cousin says: "He happened to look in the gas tank. There was chocolate in there. He tried to get it out. He started picking it out with his hand and his hand got stuck." The local paper published a photo gallery (pageview opportunity!) of the rescue. (WisInfo.com)

So the story is that someone at the tire shop put candy in his tank? Why? The story seems half-reported.
Posted by: Displaced | Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 05:56 AM
@ Displaced
... or fully reported... with peanutty goodness!
Posted by: Tom Weidermeijer | Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 06:06 AM
How the hell does a candy bar end up in a gas tank?
Posted by: twerp | Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 06:09 AM
I have heard of putting sugar in the gas tank, but ususally that is without the nougat.
Can't tell you how beneficial all 8 of those pics were... when one would have sufficed.
Sure, if he was a hot girl, the more pics the better.
Posted by: Tom Weidermeijer | Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 06:09 AM
Americas future??
BTW, Pull up your pants fool!
Posted by: Jim | Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 06:23 AM
Candy in a gas tank? Guess someone was fuelish
Posted by: Tequila Joe | Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 06:32 AM
"Sir. Are you still holding on to the candy bar? You have to let go!"
Posted by: He Who Shall Not Be Named | Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 06:48 AM
At least it wasn't a condom full of Draino...
Posted by: twerp | Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 06:51 AM
I guess this wasn't satisfying or delicious.
Posted by: dru | Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 06:55 AM
Who put chocolate in my gasoline?
Who put gasoline in my chocolate?
Two great tastes that taste great together!
Posted by: Phranqlin | Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 07:19 AM
Notice everyone around him has a "Dumbass!" smirk on their face.
Posted by: stevenvictx | Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 08:32 AM
See picture #4. Sure looks like his hand outside the gas flap. I guess it sounds better than "finger caught in gas inlet"
Posted by: Frank N. | Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 09:07 AM
Now THAT is what I call a chocolate addiction !! Should have used a blowtorch. The give him a Darwin award.
Posted by: Me (the original) | Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 10:39 AM
@ Jim: "BTW, Pull up your pants fool!"
He can't, his hand in in the gas tank filler. But somebody did by picture #5.
Posted by: Me (the original) | Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 10:43 AM
This is becoming one of my biggest pet peeves. And I just turned 37, so maybe this means I'm getting old.. But DAMN if I have to bite my tongue until it bleeds when I can see some fool's underwear while his pants are around his knees.
It's disgusting, and I have to fight off the need to say 'pull your damn britches up, NO ONE wants to see your underwear, much less have you sit on their furniture in your underwear'. I don't understand it.
Posted by: craig | Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 10:52 AM
did they save the candy bar?
Posted by: Lambiepie | Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 10:55 AM
Does not surprise me, this idiot getting his hand stuck in the gas tank. Did you see where this fool wears his pants? Around his knees?? Please, next time, smoke while reaching into that gas tank, hoodlum.
Posted by: JimmyVA | Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 11:30 AM
@ Jimmy
You're right. The only thing that would have made this article great was if he was smoking and the fumes... well...
Posted by: Tom Weidermeijer | Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 12:22 PM