Man urinating on side of road falls down 30-foot embankment

He spent several hours there until saved by rescue crews. They spent 45 minutes trying to find the guy, who called 911 to get help. (SeattlePI.com)

Comments

[Albert911emt]

Since when does The Urinator need help out of difficult situations? What kind of superhero is this guy?

[Phranqlin]

I'd be mighty pissed off if I had to climb down a 30-foot embankment to rescue an idiot who fell while taking a leak.

[Tom Weidermeijer]

"... didn't report major drug or alcohol impairment"

At 4:30 AM... yeah, alcohol WAS involved.

[Jim]

When you gotta go, you go!

[twerp]

Tom, I wouldn't be surprised if alcohol was NOT involved in this one. Reason being is that by 4:30 AM, the people drinking heavily are usually passed out before then.

The quietest 30 minutes of the day is 4-4:30 AM.

[KDP]

He was found seven blocks from where he fell? What was at the bottom of the ditch?

[Krash]

Stupid Human Tricks...
From the OTHER "W" in WTF.

[American Veteran]

Good thing it wasn't those stupid cops from "The Killing" or they'd still be looking.

[David]

Once I was a passenger in a car and really had to take a leak. We were on a road trip and had stopped for coffee.

This was before the advent of 24 hour gas stations and actually happened in South King County, it wasn't as heavily built up as it is now. So you could go long distances between public accessible restrooms. It's the same now, unless you want to make the minimum purchase.

Anyway, I probably found the same spot he did. but I slid down on my back with no tumbling so was able to just do my business and climb back out.

[Me (the original)]

In Texas, it's a felony, and he would have to register as a sex offender for THE REST OF HIS LIFE !!! Really.