
Harlan Porter, 31, was caught by another teacher walking the halls of B.C. Haynie Elementary School with his clothes off. It happened around 3:20 p.m. Friday, after the students had gone home, and no child saw him naked, say police.
(Atlanta Journal-Constitution)
"I then explained the obvious problem with his third eye being opened in public," the officer wrote
Hahahahahahaha!
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 07:20 AM
What? Thats my new laser pointer!
Posted by: Jim | Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 07:26 AM
Sounds like he's a few chakras shy of enlightenment.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 07:29 AM
Will he have to register a a "Dangerous Sex Preditor"??
Sounds to me like he was prepairing for a comparitive anatomy class.
Posted by: Me | Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 08:13 AM
I'd like to know exactly what he ate at Taco Bell.
Posted by: KDP | Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 09:02 AM
At least he was smart enough to wait until *after* school to undress.
Posted by: Psyche | Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 09:39 AM
Um, does it hurt kds to see people naked?
Posted by: Sad sack | Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 09:49 AM
sound to me everyone's going CRAZY with JOB CUT's
Posted by: guess | Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 10:56 AM
well no wonder he was fired.he's obviously mental.
Posted by: nunya | Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 02:12 PM
Phranqlin gets my vote for best comment of the day (so far).
Posted by: Sheila | Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 02:20 PM
Typical liberal teachers unions and their naked teachers!
Posted by: Moral Nation | Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 02:31 PM
Way to prove 'em wrong! I bet he sure changed the administrators' minds.
Posted by: dru | Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 02:37 PM
If god had wanted us to run around naked we would have been born that way.
Posted by: Many | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 04:43 AM
third eye open? more like his brown eye was open
Posted by: arnoldziffel | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 08:43 AM
Sterilization is necessary.
Posted by: Farmer Bob and the City | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 12:38 PM