
Ralph Ullum is accused of feeding Protonix and possibly Benadryl — both drugs meant for humans — to Pixie, a Siberian husky competing against another Siberian husky, named Diana, owned by Ullum’s girlfriend. A pill was discovered when a vet forced the dog to vomit after hanky-panky was suspected.
Suburban Chicago Daily Herald)
What an ass.
That being said, no harm was done. I therefore sentence him to eat de-worming paste.
*banging of gavel
Next case.
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 07:51 AM
Wow , this is getting almost as out of hand as mothers and their spoiled little brats at beauty pageants.
Posted by: stevenvictx | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 08:18 AM
... bitches. The dogs, I mean.
CSI Wheaton... finding the evidence in the men's room trash. Probably the most excitement the WPD got all year.
I can understand the Benadryl, but according to the article, "Protonix is used to treat acid reflux and heartburn, among other ailments." What adverse effects did he think that was going to give the dog?
Posted by: Tom Weidermeijer | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 08:27 AM
Obviously the guy just used what he had on hand to try to sabotage the showing, Tom. These types don't think.
Posted by: KDP | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 08:40 AM
This story was a doggone wast of my time.
Posted by: Me (the original) | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 08:50 AM
How many legs does his "girlfriend" have?
Posted by: American Veteran | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 09:24 AM
He went for her like she's made outta ham.
This should have been a subplot in the "Best in Show" movie.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 09:35 AM
"But the instructions on the date rape pill bottle stated that it renders B!tches helpless.."
Posted by: AngrySockMonkey | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Take to a vet and have him neutered
Posted by: Sheila | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 11:04 AM
@ AV
Don't even ask what position they use in bed!
Posted by: Tom Weidermeijer | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 12:17 PM
Sterilization is necessary.
Posted by: Farmer Bob and the City | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 12:37 PM
Checking in from North Ala: me and loved ones all alive and accounted for, in case anyone was wondering. CLOSE calls, though!!!! A good friend's parent's house was flattened, but they got out alive. It's horrible, esp. down around the T'loosa area. My area is out of power for at least 5 days, and am having to alternate charging the cell phone and laptop from the car's power inverter.
Anyone heard from Twerp, our other Alabamian???
Posted by: ReginaFilangee | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 01:42 PM
RF, the news shots are like watching the Japanese tsunami all over again
good that you and yours are OK
Posted by: Lambiepie | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 02:56 PM
Glad you are okay, RF. And yes, we were wondering... No word from the other Alabamians, but we are hoping and praying.
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 04:24 PM
Great to know RF is still with us.
Posted by: Sheila | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 05:18 PM
People and dogs... never cease to amaze me.
Good one AV.
Posted by: The Hermit | Sunday, May 01, 2011 at 10:19 AM
If anyone wants to listen to an example of individuals and entire communities coming together and giving whatever they can to help out a total stranger in need, see if you can listen to a live stream of the radio station WDRM 102.1 in Alabama for 20-30 minutes. What you'll hear is representative of what the past 4 days have been like.
It has restored my faith in humanity.
P.S. I HAVE POWER NOW!!!! :-)
Posted by: ReginaFilangee | Sunday, May 01, 2011 at 12:44 PM