His lawsuit alleges that the Goldrush club and its owners "knowingly and continuously served plaintiff alcoholic beverages to the extent that he was rendered intoxicated, partially or temporarily unconscious, and further to the extent that he had a complete loss of judgment, rational thought, or the ability to enter into a lawful contract or agreements." (ABA Journal)

Something tells me that if he would have won 19K he would not be arguing that he was too drunk to collect.
I know some good lawyers get a bad rap because of the overwhelming majority of bad ones, but this sounds like a stereotypical lawyer story.
Posted by: sometimesilie | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 06:52 AM
Buyers remorse the day after.
Posted by: TequilaJoe | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 06:57 AM
The whole point of going to a strip club is to lose your sense of judgment and rational thought around ladies with bodacious ta-tas.
Since this asshat lawyer specializes in DUI cases, he's essentially in the same line of business as the strip club -- separating drunken fools from their money.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 07:11 AM
It´s all the something! Buyers... Great article!
Posted by: Prazeres SexShop - SexShop online | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 07:22 AM
I agree. Give him his money back, take all of his credit cards away, and ban him from all future use of credit. He is making a very good point that he is not responsible. Period.
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 07:39 AM
He's a lawyer, what do you expect? Only thing worse, a politician.
Posted by: Jim | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 07:42 AM
This case will never go to trial. This asshat won't want to testify under oath what a sleaze he is; and the club won;t want their business practices on the record either.
They will come up with a number around $10,000 or so. The club will still have a nice profit, and the atty will get about half is money back.
Of course they will both sign a confidentiality release so we will never know what happened.
Posted by: Bill | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 07:52 AM
19K to look at "bodacious ta-tas"? (thanks, RMM)
I could do just as well with a bottle of Southern Comfort, some Coca-Cola and a Russ Meyer movie.
Posted by: KDP | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 07:57 AM
That cost more than my wedding.Honeymoon,and,divorce.
Posted by: stevenvictx | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 08:16 AM
@ Jim
Unfortunately they are often the same thing.
I saw a stat recently... but of course I can't find it now... that a disproportionate percentage of politicians were/are lawyers.
Two of the slimiest groups of people on this planet!
Don't talk to me about Muslim terrorists or illegal aliens... the quickest way to help this country is to get rid of lawyers and politicians!
Posted by: Tom Weidermeijer | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 08:18 AM
Sorry, Phranq, I attributed the ta-ta thing wrongly.
Posted by: KDP | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 08:41 AM
That's what happens when you get drunk. You tell your money "Ta-Ta". Just couldn't resist the "flay" on words.
Posted by: Me (the original) | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 08:57 AM
I was just wondering how you knew... ;)
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 10:06 AM
he gave his credit card to the wrong brain.
Posted by: Many | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Sterilization is necessary.
Posted by: Farmer Bob and the City | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 12:36 PM
FB, lawyers always need sterilization
Posted by: Lambiepie | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 02:57 PM
Need I say it Again?
A special Wall awaits the Lawyer the day he joins the bar.
Posted by: Krash | Friday, April 29, 2011 at 08:37 PM
It's a strip club, what did he expect?
Posted by: Psyche | Saturday, April 30, 2011 at 08:12 AM
Sounds like he needs a GOOD lawyer. hahaha good luck there.
Posted by: The Hermit | Sunday, May 01, 2011 at 10:06 AM