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Man named Cokayne is arrested for drug dealing
The story would be better, of course, if the guy had been selling cocaine; cops busted him for peddling pot.
(Washington Post)
Mar 28, 2011 6:02:13 AM
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If you wanna sell pot, you got to get a lot
Cokayne
If you talk to a cop, he's gonna get the drop
Cokayne
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Cokayne
Posted by: Phranqlin | Monday, March 28, 2011 at 06:48 AM
Riding the train....
Posted by: twerp | Monday, March 28, 2011 at 07:18 AM
That's a great article. Writer clearly knew they had some grade-A material to work with. Nice to see in this era of half-literate, what's-journalism? newswriting.
Posted by: Max Headroom | Monday, March 28, 2011 at 07:44 AM
I guess his family tree was was fun loving, soda drinking, party animals.
I Bet they was popular during disco too.
Posted by: stevenvictx | Monday, March 28, 2011 at 07:54 AM
Will he be in a "line" up?
Posted by: American Veteran | Monday, March 28, 2011 at 08:00 AM
Thank you Tom Jackman for starting off your story humorously like:
"The story you are about to read is true. The names have not been changed because otherwise it wouldn’t be that interesting."
Posted by: Tom Weidermeijer | Monday, March 28, 2011 at 10:43 AM
ayo for yayo
Posted by: Steveinsd | Monday, March 28, 2011 at 10:52 AM
Once again, joy at reading creative news reporting foiled by that little tag on the left side of the page "About this BLOG ..."
Posted by: cwm2 | Monday, March 28, 2011 at 10:55 AM
Sterilization is needed.
Posted by: Farmer Bob and the City | Monday, March 28, 2011 at 11:23 AM
Last week in the Syracuse NY area a woman with the last name Roach was busted for smoking a bong while driving. I'm a bit surprised it didn't make it onto the page here.
Posted by: Chrysos | Monday, March 28, 2011 at 01:09 PM
So what did his sister Mary Wanna sell?
Posted by: sting1213 | Monday, March 28, 2011 at 03:32 PM
An 8th of MJ???? Those Narcs must be seriously wasting the taxpayers money...when I worked Narcs we wouldn't even look at someone with weed unless they were doing multiple pounds..and that was only to deal it away on a more serious Cocaine charge.
Posted by: dANO | Monday, March 28, 2011 at 06:03 PM