The man told police he spent $1,000 on lap dances from two dancers at a strip club, and that they promised they'd swing by his hotel room later for private lap dances "on the house." (Franklinnow.com)
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Man calls cops after strippers fail to show for freebie lap dances
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I got a beautiful bridge here! Like new. Look at the cabling and the pavement is so fresh you can still make hand-prints.
Posted by: mE.! | Wednesday, March 30, 2011 at 06:25 PM
Too right, a promise is a promise you know!
Posted by: Farmer Bob and the City | Thursday, March 31, 2011 at 12:20 AM
Poor guy. I know how he feels. I had the same experience recently when 4 lap dancers promised to swing by my place and provide some real 'room service'. Of course, it never happened.
Posted by: casio ctk 2100 | Thursday, March 31, 2011 at 03:49 AM
Wadda Mor-roon!
Posted by: Krash | Thursday, March 31, 2011 at 05:05 AM
Well sir, did you have a contract that was signed and notarized? What is the world coming to when you can't trust a stripper.
I bet if he had some 'stripper candy' they would have shown up.
Then again, our local 'On The Border' is a chain restaurant... alas, no strippers.
Posted by: Tom Weidermeijer | Thursday, March 31, 2011 at 06:46 AM
File this under "unclear on the concept."
Posted by: Phranqlin | Thursday, March 31, 2011 at 07:02 AM
$1000? Well, that is what he claimed, anyway. Not sure how anyone that stupid could collect $1000 in cash, so I suppose it must have been from credit cards. Perhaps his daughter, the honor-roll student, pulled a gun on him and forced him to hire those strippers...
Posted by: Sigh | Thursday, March 31, 2011 at 07:11 AM
Come on, you guys... I'm sure they had good intentions. Probably had to get home to the babysitters.
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Thursday, March 31, 2011 at 07:12 AM
Babysitters? They don't need no stinking sitters. Little Porsche, Mercedes, and Lexus have sippies in the fridge and can help themselves!
Posted by: twerp | Thursday, March 31, 2011 at 07:59 AM
This is such a small amount of money. its actually way cheaper than getting married where it'll cost you a monthly mortgage payment to keep her around.
Posted by: AngrySockMonkey | Thursday, March 31, 2011 at 08:14 AM
Is this the naked truth?
Posted by: American Veteran | Thursday, March 31, 2011 at 09:36 AM
@ Twerp
Just put a little burbon in those sippies and they go right back to sleep. Win-Win!
Posted by: Tom Weidermeijer | Thursday, March 31, 2011 at 09:48 AM
Terms you should never trust.
-I will pull out in time.
-Can I borrow 20 bucks.
-Can I move in for just a few days.
-Anything from a strippers mouth.
-Your ex.
Posted by: stevenvictx | Thursday, March 31, 2011 at 02:35 PM
Safety tip for all of you who trust strippers and hookers.....No matter how sincere they sound the stripper doesn't think you are interesting and the hooker will never return with the cocaine you just gave her money to go get.
This is not taught on Sesame Street but is learned on the back strteets
Posted by: Zimbabalouie | Thursday, March 31, 2011 at 06:11 PM