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Attorney to give reward to homeless man who turned in $1,400
It's up-with-the-homeless day! The lawyer who lost the cash says: "I am going to make it square with this guy. Clearly, I gotta give him some money.
(Philly.com)
Feb 28, 2011 10:05:09 AM
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Sterilize the attorney.
Posted by: Farmer Bob and the City | Monday, February 28, 2011 at 10:18 AM
And all the liquor shops profits go up in that side of town.
Posted by: stevenvictx | Monday, February 28, 2011 at 10:29 AM
A grateful attorney? Will wonders never cease!
Posted by: Phranqlin | Monday, February 28, 2011 at 11:14 AM
Will the guy get a quarter or a dime?
Posted by: American Veteran | Monday, February 28, 2011 at 01:33 PM
Dear Homeless Guy,
Be VERY WARY of an attorney trying to 'give' you money! Watch what you sign... or else tomorrow he might own your refrigerator box.
Posted by: Tom Weidermeijer | Monday, February 28, 2011 at 01:38 PM
Get him a job.
Posted by: Charles | Monday, February 28, 2011 at 02:16 PM
"Dear Homeless Guy,
Be VERY WARY of an attorney trying to 'give' you money! Watch what you sign... or else tomorrow he might own your kidney."
Fixed that for you.
Posted by: icecycle | Monday, February 28, 2011 at 04:18 PM
Maybe it's because I have to deal with lawyers on a frequent basis as part of my job and such close interaction has biased me against them, but... well, you can't buy publicity like this...
Or can you?
You should never, ever believe what a lawyer presents to you on the surface. They always, always, ALWAYS have a second- and probably third-tier motive they aren't letting on to you. Most of them are too clever by half, and it makes me suspicious of everything they say and do.
Any business managers who have had dealings with lawyers will back me up on this, I assure you. As soon as they become involved in anything, the only people making a dime are the lawyers.
So maybe this situation is legit and and I'm being too paranoid. But I've seen them pull slimier shit than using a homeless man to construct a scenario which will create goodwill towards themselves. A lot slimier.
All that said, I'm sure there are honest lawyers out there -- and I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to both of them.
Posted by: Pile of Pooh | Monday, February 28, 2011 at 04:20 PM
Nice story. Bet he was tempted. Wonder what his demons are in his reason for how he became homeless? Typically it's alcohol, drugs, depression or mental illness with economics being dead last.
Posted by: TequilaJoe | Tuesday, March 01, 2011 at 05:36 AM
Nice story. Bet he was tempted. Wonder what his demons are in his reason for how he became homeless? Typically it's alcohol, drugs, depression or mental illness with economics being dead last.
Posted by: TequilaJoe | Tuesday, March 01, 2011 at 05:36 AM
@ American Veteran; aaawwww, come on. It must be worth at least a couple of bucks. And as for honest lawyers? An endangered species.
Posted by: Me | Tuesday, March 01, 2011 at 09:15 AM