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Anti-gay Christian fundamentalist busted for park masturbation
Dude, just set up an airport bathroom date with Larry Craig!
(New Orleans Times-Picayune)
Feb 28, 2011 2:02:45 PM
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The answer is clear.
Perversion he likes.
People is what he hates.
Posted by: Charles | Monday, February 28, 2011 at 02:12 PM
Well, I'm sure he'll try and beat the charges. Failing that, he'll decide to represent himself in court since he knows how to get himself off.
Posted by: David | Monday, February 28, 2011 at 02:14 PM
REPENT STROKE REPENT STROKE REPENT STROKE....
Posted by: AngrySockMonkey | Monday, February 28, 2011 at 02:29 PM
Sterilization is needed.
Posted by: Farmer Bob and the City | Monday, February 28, 2011 at 02:51 PM
Hey Jim.
Too chicken articles in one day.
I hope he chokes on it.
Posted by: icecycle | Monday, February 28, 2011 at 04:14 PM
Well, I guess the man is very picky about which perversion he supports.
Posted by: wrker | Tuesday, March 01, 2011 at 05:05 AM
WHAT??? A fundamentalist hypocrite??? Say it ain't so!
That is as preposterous as a politician hypocrite.
And no, a fundamentalist-politician... two negatives do not make a positive.
Posted by: Tom Weidermeijer | Tuesday, March 01, 2011 at 06:04 AM
So like, if you're loving on yourself, wouldn't that make you kinda gay? I guess everybody is kinda homosexual to a certain extent.
Posted by: twerp | Tuesday, March 01, 2011 at 06:35 AM
Polishing the Bishop.
Posted by: MidtownCoog | Tuesday, March 01, 2011 at 06:42 AM
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Sorry, couldn't help myself.)
As usual, the Christian fucknutz who screech the loudest about teh gay are the biggest perverts. This self-hating pedophilic closet case would be pathetic if he wasn't so loathsome.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Tuesday, March 01, 2011 at 07:28 AM
Jim:
Completely wrong analogy. This guy apparently is a pedophile. Lary Craig was gay. With a wide stance.
Posted by: stopeatingmysesamecake | Tuesday, March 01, 2011 at 07:30 AM
Correct, SEMC. This hypocritical assdouche is more like ex-congress critter Mark Foley (R-FL), who went after underaged male interns.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Tuesday, March 01, 2011 at 07:34 AM
Deep down this guy hates himself in such a manner that he is not capable of the realization that it himself he wants to rid the world of. Its depressing to see this type of self-hate in action.
Makes all the other haters look suspect as well.
Posted by: POD | Tuesday, March 01, 2011 at 08:07 AM
*facepalm* Aren't you supposed to do that at home?!
Posted by: Psyche | Tuesday, March 01, 2011 at 08:26 AM
*facepalm* Aren't you supposed to do that at home?!
Posted by: Psyche | Tuesday, March 01, 2011 at 08:26 AM
Give the guy a break. He was giving homeage to St. Onan. (couldn't resist that one.)
Posted by: Me | Tuesday, March 01, 2011 at 09:02 AM
If the bottle (of pee) fits
--You must acquit!
Otherwise - ha ha.
http://tinyurl.com/6f52vpx
Posted by: chawke | Tuesday, March 01, 2011 at 10:04 AM
did they even find a bottle of anything? the article does not say
two
Posted by: Lambiepie | Tuesday, March 01, 2011 at 10:25 AM