
Her speech slurring and her breath spiked with alcohol, the 45-year-old woman complained loudly that store clerks refused to sell her wine. When the deputy began to roll up his window, the woman tried pushing it back down. She shoved him in the arm twice through the open window before tripping and falling on the curb behind her.
(TampaBay.com)
Rule 1: NEVER touch a cop.
Posted by: Max Headroom | Monday, January 31, 2011 at 11:31 AM
Rule 2: No whining. Or is it wining?
Posted by: Phranqlin | Monday, January 31, 2011 at 12:39 PM
People cant even handle their alcohol anymore. What the hell is this nation coming to.
Posted by: AngrySockMonkey | Monday, January 31, 2011 at 12:44 PM
Rule 2a: In Britain it's "whinging". Never could figure out if the "g" is pronounced.
Rule 3: Buy wine only from a reputable dealer. Anyone selling wine after midnight should be suspect.
Posted by: KDP | Monday, January 31, 2011 at 01:05 PM
Rule 4. Never expect a cop to help you buy more alcohol when you're drunk. Or is that one too obvious?
Posted by: Sheila | Monday, January 31, 2011 at 01:16 PM
Sterilization is necessary.
Posted by: Farmer Bob and the City | Monday, January 31, 2011 at 03:56 PM
@KDP: it's pronounced "winj" and "winjing" and it's not a slang variant of whine, but a word in its own right. (Okay, it's derived from an older form of whine, but has existed for a couple of hundred years.)
Posted by: Max Headroom | Monday, January 31, 2011 at 04:33 PM
All this talk about whine, I think I'll go pull a cork and have a glass.
Posted by: The Hermit | Monday, January 31, 2011 at 08:00 PM
they should have beat the bitch down. nobody should be allowed to put hands on a cop.
Posted by: loki | Monday, January 31, 2011 at 11:58 PM