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Convicted killer who escaped from jail had suicide-by-bear plan
He planned to overdose on heroin at Yellowstone National Park and let bears eat him to end the fear and panic he was experiencing while on the run.
(Associated Press)
Jan 28, 2011 8:15:23 AM
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Ahhh, human.
It's what's for dinner.
Posted by: American Veteran | Friday, January 28, 2011 at 08:31 AM
Just give the dude what he wants...if a killer is willing to get on with a death sentence, I don't see the point in delaying it. He's going to die sooner or later anyways--may as well save that tax money (that'll go to feeding/clothing him) to pay off our nation's defecit.
Posted by: twerp | Friday, January 28, 2011 at 08:41 AM
But is he safe for the bears to eat? You know there are standards for nutrition!
Posted by: Jim | Friday, January 28, 2011 at 08:43 AM
I don't believe him. He made up the story for dramatic effect. Solitary confinement for the rest of his sentence would deter any further escapes.
LOL@Amvet--that was good.
Posted by: Sheila | Friday, January 28, 2011 at 09:03 AM
It WAS divine intervention...God did not want to deal with bears needing methadone.
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Friday, January 28, 2011 at 09:20 AM
I say let him carry out his plan and then arrest him for cruelty to animals.
Posted by: KDP | Friday, January 28, 2011 at 09:23 AM
Man: The other white meat.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Friday, January 28, 2011 at 09:32 AM
>> made up the story for dramatic effect.
Agree; just wanted a good tale to impress fellow inmates.
Posted by: Jim Romenesko | Friday, January 28, 2011 at 09:45 AM
RMM, yeah being anywhere near a bear coming off a heroin high would be a baaad baaad situation.
Posted by: twerp | Friday, January 28, 2011 at 10:04 AM
he is also claiming he didn't want to escape?
I guess killing doesn't cause him as much anxiety
Posted by: Lambiepie | Friday, January 28, 2011 at 10:38 AM
What a bizarre story. I got lost it was so confusing.
Posted by: jj2 | Friday, January 28, 2011 at 11:04 AM
Wasn't really suicide by bear -- more of a bear funerary service.
Posted by: Sigh | Friday, January 28, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Somebody needs to tell him the Bears play in Chicago.
Posted by: Me | Saturday, January 29, 2011 at 10:48 AM
Put him a cage with Yogi and don't feed the bear for a week before.
Posted by: The Hermit | Saturday, January 29, 2011 at 11:42 AM
"But is he safe for the bears to eat?"
Absolutely not. If the authorities found out those bears would be put down.
Posted by: jdotglenn | Monday, January 31, 2011 at 08:28 AM