Nude woman arrested for sexually harassing people in store

Police say Jennifer Riegler (left) removed all of her clothing and strolled naked around a convenience store. She then made sexually suggestive comments to both customers and employees and engaged in sexually suggestive behavior prior to lying on the floor in front of the donut rack. (WBOC.com)

Comments

[twerp]

This woman obviously needs laid bad.

[KDP]

I like the phrase "sexually suggestive behavior". What did she do? A lap dance with a cruller? Stick a maple bar in her, well, you know where.

Why is it that I never get to see these things happen?

[Jim Romenesko]

Blocking the donut trays? Lucky she didn't start a riot.

[G B Shaw]

If she wanted the attention of the police, she should have started at the doughnut rack.

[Jack Wagon]

To quote Austin Powers...

"That's a man, baby!"

[Jim]

She was hoping for a Hostess Twinkie!

[RockyMtnMac]

Come on you guys. Be fair.
It says "sexually suggestive behavior BEFORE laying in front of the donuts racks".
Leave the poor donuts out of this.

[Boba Fett]

@Jim Romenesko Would that be a Police riot???? :-))

[Ben Bohn]

It's not even a MAN, damnit!
What has been seen, cannot be unseen! Eye bleach probably wouldn't do the trick in this case.

Now, if she was even a little bit attractive, this could be the premise for a good porn movie!

[MidtownCoog]

I bet she has a slim jim.

[Farmer Bob and the City]

Sterilize him.

[Meh]

She just wanted 3 hots and a cot. Typical bahavior for a homeless/destitute person to cause some ruckus and then be taken in on those charges. Extra time and charges if they kick an Officer during the arrest procedure - another week of free food and a warm place to sleep.

Its freaking COLD around here and she was probably tired of sleeping outside, hungry, cold and alone.

[mybrainhurts]

My milkshake brings all the cops to the store
And they're like,
'Oh, god, the donuts! The DONUTS!!'

[Jamie]

I think lying on the floor of a convenience store would be enough of a punishment to not arrest her. She's gotta have every disease known to truckers.

[Tom Weidermeijer]

Well... maybe below the headshot picture she looks better... but I would suspect she still looks like a 12 year-old boy.

Maybe we can send some pics of her to the guy trolling yesterday for 13 year-old girl pics.

@mybrainhurts: LOL!

[American Veteran]

I didn't even need to consider enlarging the image.
I can ouke to the small one.
What a fugly thing it is.
One look at that thing's sewerhole and it would be assault with an offensive weapon.

[many]

I wonder if her escapade with the donuts is connected to that guy beat his aunt to death with a baseball bat?

[Charles]

fruitcake.

[Krash]

OK, I buy the Fruitloop / Homeless possiblity, but it would really have been simpler to just steal the fruit and wait for the cops. Why all the extra stuff?

Living anywhere that uses place names like "Hebron" and "Wicamica" has got to make you batty! Look at Wisconsin.

[RockyMtnMac]

Hey now! There is a Hebron in Colorado. Oh.. Nevermind.

[jojo]

She can't possibly be mentally stable! She only molested the doughnuts, but stole the fruit...that has to say something!

[Phranqlin]

Why do cute, hawt 20-somethings never parade around naked in public? It's always some wretched-looking specimen like the skinny skinhead here. At least this time our nudist nutcase is not a leathery 50-something housewife or a wrinkled old guy.