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Man survives suicidal 30-foot jump into frigid waters
He left a farewell note for his girlfriend, apparently drank a bit and then jumped. The fall into cold water didn't kill him, though.
(Naples Daily News)
Dec 29, 2010 8:49:12 AM
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That, which does not kill us, makes us stronger....
(dammit!)
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Wednesday, December 29, 2010 at 08:59 AM
Sterilize him.
Posted by: Farmer Bob and the City | Wednesday, December 29, 2010 at 09:14 AM
CANNONBALL!!!
Posted by: Tom Weidermeijer | Wednesday, December 29, 2010 at 10:26 AM
Banging on my door at 4AM???
Mister, how are you going to learn. Climb right back up there till you get it right.
Posted by: Tom Weidermeijer | Wednesday, December 29, 2010 at 10:27 AM
Maybe he got tired of jumping into the frigid waters of his girlfriend.
Posted by: American Veteran | Wednesday, December 29, 2010 at 10:38 AM
A for effort, D- for technique.
Remember: proper planning prevents piss-poor performance.
Posted by: Pile of Pooh | Wednesday, December 29, 2010 at 10:55 AM
Brrr.
Posted by: twerp | Wednesday, December 29, 2010 at 11:16 AM
Tie a fruitcake around your ankle and try again.
Posted by: yeah,whatever | Wednesday, December 29, 2010 at 12:05 PM
Early polar bear swim for new years!
Posted by: Jim | Wednesday, December 29, 2010 at 12:55 PM
30 feet!! Man up, boy! Tomorrow night we kiss a train. At 30 feet you only got a sore belly and a headache from swimming in cold water.
Posted by: zwxphtt | Thursday, December 30, 2010 at 04:09 AM
Nothing like a bit of cold water to bring someone to his senses.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Sunday, January 02, 2011 at 09:13 AM