Man reports false murder to cure boredom, nicotine craving

Alex Lee Baker, 20, (left) first told police he didn't make the calls, but eventually admitted calling 911 three times on Sunday because he was bored and hadn’t had a cigarette in two days. (Clarksville Leaf Chronicle)

Comments

[TequilaJoe]

I think this is a prime candidate for sterilization, but what does Farmer Bob think? His vote is the deciding one in my humble opinion.

[Sheila]

Do the Farmer Bob thing, then sentence him to a significant term of incarceration, during which he makes lots of big rocks into little rocks.

[jj]

Give the guy a smoke!

[American Veteran]

The "Leaf" chronicle??
Ought to be full of pot ads.

[Farmer Bob and the City]

Sterilize him.

[twerp]

Too bad this country doesn't use the stocks anymore. It would be fun to smoke near him occasionally while he's stuck in them.

A few days of that would cure anybody's smoking habit.