Man sentenced to a month in jail for sexual abuse of goat

Gary A. Veldhuizen, 27, pleaded guilty several months after a family member caught him having sex with the animal. (Bellingham Herald)

Comments

[juzme]

What is it about Washington state?

[MidtownCoog]

I though Michael Savage was just being a turd when he said WA leads the nation in animal fockers.

[jojo]

Was the family member that turned him in jealous or what? Family feud over who the goat loved more?

[Rock Marine]

Is nothing sacred? So now it's the family goat! I hope the picnic table and the family dog don't get jealous. Hell hath no fury like a family dog scorned.

[Farmer Bob and the City]

Sterilize him.

[sometimesilie]

Stories like this should not be posted without mugshots. What are they trying to do, protect the privacy of the goat?

[KDP]

I'll bet that this will be quite a topic of conversation around the table this Thanksgiving.

[Bill]

"How was it for you Mrs. Goat?"

"Not baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad"

[Dave]

"first-degree animal cruelty for sexually abusing a goat"

While I certainly condone sex with animals, it does seem a rather harmless affair. Animal cruelty? Abuse? Hardly. Why not be honest and simply charge him with not adhering to accepted societal behavioral norms?

[Max Headroom]

"Hey, isn't that your dad over there in the field, humping a goat?"

"Naaaaaaah."

[AngrySockMonkey]

I have seen this before through night vision goggles overseas.
and they call me unclean for using my left hand....
but anyway there is a silver lining here. at least he was having sex with the goat and not procreating. We have to start somewhere to keep the gene pool from getting dirty.

[American Veteran]

wILL THE GOAT TESTIFY?
dON'T YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO FACE YOUR ACCUSER?
Goddamn caps lock.
I ain't typin' it again.

[Jamie]

Dave...Are you kidding? I think a proper mugshot would show that just looking at this guy is probably cruelty & abuse for anyone.

Important question: Does one check the gender of the animal before doing something like this? That will tell you alot about where they're at mentally.

[Funny]

I didn't know Obama had an Alias other than Mohammad.

[MidtownCoog]

Say hi! And he plays Farmville.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Gary-
Veldhuizen/100000935682193

[sometimesilie]

THANK YOU MIDTOWNCOOG. Love the bug eyes, Gary! LOL!

[sometimesilie]

Gary sez, "WHAT'D EWE SAY ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY CARROT STICK?!"

[Phranqlin]

I didn't know FarmVille had a live-action porno module.

[USMerc]

Didja notice his activities???

[Towandra Jenkins]

jail him wit me, i'll tear his balls off and be done wit em.

[Dave]

Holy crap! I meant "certainly DON'T condone sex with animals"! Freudian slip, I guess, LOL

[dru]

LOL @ Dave!

If I were a graphic novelist, I'd really be in clover. An earlier article featured "Hydro man," and here we're treated to Whatcom County.

[Rock Marine]

What com, in Whatcom County?

[TequilaJoe]

I herd he is feeling sheepish now but no one can pull the wool over our eyes.

[The Hermit]

He was looking at the horse, but couldn't find the wheelbarrow.

[dry heat]

Ah, so this is what it means when somebody says "that really gets my goat."

[advocate for change]

Dave--YOU really need therapy. You are sick.It is animal abuse, and the freudian slip thing are you sure you understand the meaning of that remark? You are kind of developing a kinship with the perpetrater.