Man has a hard time explaining the large cut on his scrotum

The man first told police that a woman kicked him, then that he slipped, and finally something unintelligible about a broken screen door in another room. (OnlineAthens.com)

Comments

[Lambiepie]

anyone want to bet he was trying to inflate his scrotum?

[Farmer Bob and the City]

Sterilize him.

[Rock Marine]

He probably had a date with Lorraine Bobbit, and pissed her off.

[Chrysos]

Personally, I'd get my scrotum stitched up before I started being belligerent.

[Towandra Jenkins]

sound to me like he was toe up.

[Max Headroom]

It should have been easy to see he was nuts.

[American Veteran]

Probably a little soccerboy trying to insert some balls.

[nauip]

perhaps it was all 3. He was kicked, slipped and fell through a screen door into another room.

[Jim]

Honest, I was doing some manscaping and slipped.

[Farmer Bob and the City]

Sterilize him.

[Phranqlin]

Dr. Sanger's Do-it-Yourself Vasectomy Kit strikes again!

[AngrySockMonkey]

Did the other story say anything about what kind of shoes the old lady in the other story was wearing. I see a connection here.

[The Hermit]

Never shave your self with a straight razor.