Man who simulated sex with playground dinosaur faces deportation

Guadelupe Paramo-Almanza, 39, is suspected of flashing two teenage girls in a park, then simulating "a sex act on a dinosaur-shaped playground apparatus," police said. (Philly.com)

Comments

[Drake Timbershaft]

The dinosaur-shaped playground apparatus was asking for it.

[KDP]

"Drunk and illegal is no way to go through life, Pablo."

[Jim]

Did he practice safe sex with dino?

[LTABA]

It was either a fellatiocaurus or a copulasaur.

[Rock Marine]

The family dog was too quick for him to catch. He was lonely, he had left his donkey in Mexico.

[American Veteran]

A licalotopus.

El Dungo.
SPAY
NEUTER
DEPORT

[Towandra Jenkins]

Gettin his freak on wit a dam dino at the park aint no dam way ta do shit. He mexican so don't tells me he cant go somewhere an get him some taco some dam where!

[Krash]

Really...America has enough perverts, stop importing them.

When the surveys say "WE", Americans, don't want to do Farm Labor, what they are REALLY saying IS "WE" don't feel good about working for the peanuts that the Farm Labor is paid. IF the AGRO-combine Corporations would pay the Top officers a few Million less, and the ALL the middle-men in the system lowered their expectations a bit, there would BE enough money to pay CITIZENS a "Living" wage.

Maybe we ought to consider a "CCC" for farm workers.
Give the young "Turks" and at risk "Yutes" the option of Military Service or Farm Labor, then Work'em Hard in for 6 hr. shifts, then educate them for 6 hours a day.

Tell the Agro corps THEY must participate, at some level, as this IS their ONLY "Farm subsidy".

[Phranqlin]

It takes some big-ass beer goggles to want to hump a plastic dinosaur.

[Krash]

Just think! A peaceful, UN-armed form of leadership training, with continuing education credits following completion of contracted service in Honorable form.
All just like the military offers.

Of COURSE, we'll have to "cut the legs" out from under a shit-load of "parasites", including Organized Labor, to do this. Just think of Detroit with Green Space and "Safe Zones" for people. Kids who are taught to Lead and taught trade skills while getting them off the streets.

Wow! ...and I don't even have a college degree or a government job.

[DEWEY]

He is an illegal alien, doesn't speak English, but knows enough to ask for a lawyer

[jj2]

So, Krash, you're proposing a way to "help" the workers by doing away with their benefits, their unions and giving them a 12-hour day doing work that nobody wants to do unless they're financially desperate? Man, we should call the Nobel Prize people.

[Bill]

@ DEWEY

I work in an area with a lot of illegals. It seems every 3rd billboard or bus bench contains an ad for an abogado de immagracion.

[Bill]

A guy named Guadalupe having sex with a Dinosaur.

I guess that helps explain the last line of the Flintstones theme song.

[Fred]

He can't speak english so he was using mexican sign language: Have d*ck, will f*ck.

[ambeckham]

A new theory on the extinction of dinosaurs. They learned to prefer copulation with drunken Hispanic men.

[Rock Marine]

Donkeys are living proof that Mexicans had sex with dinosaurs. The chihuahua was just too damned small.

[Reno]

Rock - having seen a Mexican peen I must respectfully disagree about the chihuahua being too small.

[rainboy]

Was that a Mega-Sore-Ass?

[Krash]

Wow, JJ...

It takes a mere modicum of sense to interpret the idea as I meant and NOT to deliberately malign the intent.

1. Force the Market for Illegal Alien Labor to become less profitable.

2. Offer a structured / disciplined alternative to the military for Young People without jobs and training / education options.

Of COURSE, I'd love to Screw the Unions, JJ.

[Charles]

Notice how this is the only instance within living memory of an illegal being arrested for perversion? If Mexicans are the future of America, I kinda think we will do alright.

[Krash]

That's YOUR memory, Chuckie.

Don't attribute your shortcomings to reality.

If they can be here legal, I welcome them.
Throw the rest back as "Chum".

[Adam]

I knew there had to be someone out there that the infamous "pterodactyl porn" was made for.
Good times...

[PMN]

Doing the dinosaurs Americans won't do.