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Kroger stores pull Ochocinco cereal box over sex-line number

Boxes of Chad Ochocinco cereal are being pulled from store shelves after a phone number on the package meant to direct consumers to a children’s charity connects callers to an explicit phone sex line. (Cincinnati Enquirer)

Men run naked through Tiger Haven sanctuary after being fired

They were let go by Tiger Haven earlier in the month after vandalizing the on-site trailer where they had lived. They to "got to drinking" and ended up streaking. (Knoxnews.com)

Oklahoma football player suspended for "kill yourself" tweet

Jaz Reynolds tweeted "Hey everyone in Austin, tx.......kill yourself #evillaugh." A short time later a gunman opened fire in the University of Texas, Austin library. (Note: A video report kicks in on this page, so you may want to lower your volume.) (Oklahoman)

Man takes $35 and lottery ticket for performing sex act on guy

The 22-year-old recipient of the cash and scratch-off ticket was charged with prostitution. (Albany Times Union)

Man begs to be arrested to avoid confrontation with roommate

The man told deputies that he'd throw his roommate through a window if he wasn't arrested first. He was eventually hauled away for drinking beer in the street. (Naples Daily News)

Man found dead inside locked video booth at adult bookstore

The 35-year-old man entered the store at about 8:30 p.m. Monday, and the store manager found him dead inside the locked booth the next day. There will be an autopsy to determined the cause of death. (Houston Chronicle)

Intercourse, PA judge cited for distributing condoms inside acorns

He admitted doing it as a joke. The county judge was cited for disorderly conduct. (PennLive.com)

Dad threatens to blow up school over son's academic performance

He unsuccessfully tried to enter through a front and side door. Frustrated, Frank then ripped a two-way communication system off the building and left. That showed them! (WPXI.com)

Woman won't be charged for shooting boy who broke her windows

The kid and his pal, who shouted obscenities and threw bricks at her and her windows, will be charged. The 68-year-old woman had complained to police about the punks in the past, but to no avail. (ChicagoBreakingNews.com)

"Bear woman" in California faces charge of feeding big game

The 76-year-old woman is accused of turning her home into a bear Shangri-la, buying as much as 6,000 pounds of rolled and cracked corn every month and storing it in a 40-foot long shipping container. (San Francisco Chronicle)