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Serial "dine-and-dasher" arrested after eateries alert each other
Restaurants were told to be on the lookout for a guy who "looks like a heavy-set Joaquin Phoenix." He was arrested after ripping off Boulder restaurants.
(Boulder Daily Camera)
Aug 30, 2010 9:03:36 AM
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(wink with eye under the eye patch)
Posted by: c-roc | Monday, August 30, 2010 at 09:10 AM
"Heavy set Joaquin Phoenix", but not the "HAIRY heavy set Joaquin Phoenix".
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Monday, August 30, 2010 at 09:26 AM
He was arrested after ripping off Boulder restaurants
You mean there are restaurants that actually serve boulders? Gimmicks, theyll do anything to get customers.
Posted by: AngrySockMonkey | Monday, August 30, 2010 at 09:41 AM
That is both funny and sad that Joaquin Phoenix is basically a joke of himself.
Posted by: Tom Weidermeijer | Monday, August 30, 2010 at 09:43 AM
If the dine & dash comes out of the server's pay, I think they deserve free punches on this guy.
And no, he doesn't look like Joaquin Phoenix in the mug shot... but maybe that is just the G&T I was drinking for lunch.
Posted by: Tom Weidermeijer | Monday, August 30, 2010 at 09:44 AM
A real prince of a guy and a cereal offender to boot.
ASM, They also have gravel dressing and it's a good place to get stoned.
Posted by: American Veteran | Monday, August 30, 2010 at 10:22 AM
Ahhh the ol' chew & screw. Joaquin Phoenix should be insulted, he looks nothing like this maroon. This guy doesn't even have a "birth mark" on his upper lip.
Posted by: many | Monday, August 30, 2010 at 11:24 AM
Too much dining, not enough dashing ... in all senses of the word.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Monday, August 30, 2010 at 11:56 AM