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Cheeseburger stuffed in car's gas tank causes $1,000 damage
A 30-year-old woman took her car into the shop after noticing it wasn't running right. A mechanic found the burger, along with a pickle.
(Charlotte Observer)
Jul 29, 2010 7:14:47 AM
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Personally I like a burger with lettuce and mayo only. Gas just spoils the flavor.
Posted by: KDP | Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 07:29 AM
A cheesburger in her stomach would cost the same.
Posted by: Sigh | Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 07:34 AM
They arrested someone.
Here's the
MUG SHOT
Posted by: American Veteran | Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 07:42 AM
i can gas cheezburger?
Posted by: jima | Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 07:46 AM
Why list the pickle separately? Wasn't it just part of the cheeseburger?!
And it first says "mechanics" found the burger and pickle (which I contend was likely just part of the burger) and then later it says "a mechanic." Well, which is it?!
Posted by: ?! | Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 07:46 AM
I think there's a song in this...
Posted by: J. Buffett | Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 07:49 AM
police are looking for a white male, yellow jump suit, red hair who answers by the name of ronald
Posted by: AngrySockMonkey | Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 08:07 AM
@ J. Buffett... Cheeseburger in the gas tank in Charlotte? That sounds terrible. Why not change 'the gas tank in Charlotte' to 'Paradise'? Has a better pentameter...Ooh crap! I think I just rapped!
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 08:12 AM
?! raises some good points about the writing of the article. Ms. Dick has some explaining to do.
Posted by: Mr. Cox | Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 08:31 AM
Okay, cheeseburgers and pickles are crossed off the list.
Posted by: Viable Fuel Alternatives Council | Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 08:36 AM
If it's actually "Mrs." Dick, my apologies to her, Mr. Dick, and all the little Dick children.
Posted by: Mr. Cox | Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 08:38 AM
Car can has cheezburger?
Posted by: Phranqlin | Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 08:41 AM
Dammit, they forgot the fries.
Posted by: Notch Johnson | Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 09:47 AM
@ASM lol...
Posted by: Papa Supreme | Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 09:53 AM
How do you get a cheeseburger in a tank? The gas inlet has a <2cm hole. Maybe a hotdog, or a pickle, but a burger? Seems unlikely.
Posted by: Ugh | Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 11:04 AM
Those cheesburgers can produce plenty of gas in the stomach, just eat one...amazing it didn't create any in the car's tank...
Posted by: Boba Fett | Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 11:10 AM
She ALREADY had sugar put in her tank. ... hummm I think a $15 locking gas cap might be in order since SOMEONE doesn't like you... or your car.
Posted by: Tom Weidermeijer | Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 11:43 AM
Different woman. Probably the same perp(s), though.
Posted by: Sheila | Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 12:10 PM
No Coke, Pepsi
Posted by: David | Friday, July 30, 2010 at 11:22 AM