Man shows his "grape nuts" to mom and daughter in cereal aisle

And we're not talking about the breakfast variety here. The flasher's previous trouble with the law involved him honking his horn at 2 a.m. outside the home of someone who didn't tip him for delivering pizza. (Delaware Online)

Comments

[MidtownCoog]

I once had a nice lady show me her muffin at Albertson's in Dallas. It was one of those calculated things for sure before cougars were known as such.

[Krash]

At 42, you're probably too late, Bob, but go ahead DO it
anyway....Well, we're waiting......Anytime now.....

[Phranqlin]

He wanted to give Cap'n Crunch an airing before picking up some Trix and sampling the Lucky Charms. But he showed his Frankenberries to the wrong Honeycomb, so the cops said Cheerio!

[cosmo]

Only in the cereal aisle!

[Dave]

Oh. I thought "honking his horn" was a euphemism here until I read the article.

[whatthe?]

pointing and laughing when a guy does this, rather than acting horrified, is usually a good way to make sure he doesn't do it again.

[jj2]

Phranq, you forgot he wanted Sugar Smacks so he showed his Alpha Bits, thinking she was a Pop Tart, but she took one look at his Fruity Pebbles and knew he was Froot Loops.

[Lambiepie]

@whatthe?
Mom lost a learning moment when she called security

[Soo]

flasher: Shazaam!

woman: Oooh, close one! I forgot baby carrots and cherry tomatoes. Thanks for the reminder.

[Farmer Bob and the City]

Sterilize him.

[angrysockmonkey]

somewhere... out there....there are billions of castrated grapes.... please let us pause to think about the grapes

[ReginaFilangee]

It could've been worse, I suppose. At least there wasn't any of his milk to go with his Grape Nuts.

[Sigh]

LOL, Phranqlin.