Man concocts robbery story after blowing half his paycheck at strip club
He told cops that he couldn't admit to his wife that he spent $300 on beer and strippers, and was adamant on getting a robbery report to show her he was robbed of the money. (Sarasota Herald Tribune)
And I'll bet even money that his dog ate his homework when he was a kid.
Posted by: KDP | Tuesday, June 29, 2010 at 07:02 AM
I was held up by boobs! They took all my money!
Posted by: Drake Timbershaft | Tuesday, June 29, 2010 at 07:05 AM
OK, I was holding up the boobs--- not the other way >
Posted by: Jim | Tuesday, June 29, 2010 at 07:52 AM
Man up, dude, and admit that you're a douchebag.
And sign up for direct deposit for your paycheck.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Tuesday, June 29, 2010 at 09:11 AM
Right ON, Phranqie!
Posted by: Krash | Tuesday, June 29, 2010 at 10:04 AM
so, does this mean the cops gave him a phony robbery report?
who wrote this thing
Posted by: Lambiepie | Tuesday, June 29, 2010 at 11:02 AM
Sterilize him.
Posted by: Farmer Bob and the City | Tuesday, June 29, 2010 at 01:58 PM
Sterilize him.
Posted by: Farmer Bob and the City | Tuesday, June 29, 2010 at 01:58 PM