"Extremely intoxicated" woman fights boyfriend for last beer

Elizabeth Breeden, 41, (left) "went off" on the guy and tried to grab the Natural Light out of his hand. He wouldn't let go. Sheslapped him in the face, then kicked him in the groin. (TampaBay.com)

Comments

[sometimesilie]

Hey, a self writing Natty Light commercial. All you need is some camouflage and you got yourself some solid gold advertising right there.

[Miss-Black]

My husband and I once did this very same thing over the last glass of Chateau Lafite. So, really, it can happen to anyone.

[lester]

man she has a face that could rip a beer can in half.

[MidtownCoog]

The last Natty Light is like the last line of meow-meow.

You want to avoid that evil come down at all costs.

[buddy]

but i love her

[RockyMtnMac]

Natty Lite is not worth a fight.
Heck, it's not worth an argument.
I'm not sure we should even be discussing it...

[KDP]

What's that joke about all women are beautiful at closing time? I can see why he didn't want to give up that last beer.

[kevy]

That's a rough 41. Low hairline, sign of low intelligence.

[buddy]

rmm?

[RockyMtnMac]

Nope, buddy. Not even close.
But now I'm creeped out over the "I love her" comment from you a little while ago...

[Jim]

A drinking barometer. When she looks good, its time to go home!!!

[American Veteran]

Her hero~~

OPEN THAT CAN!!

[Notch Johnson]

She has a bad case of bitter beer face.

[sometimesilie]

She looks like a type of monster that would live on a planet inhabited by ewoks.

[Phranqlin]

Yikes!

That guy doesn't need a Natural Light. He needs a shot of brain bleach. And so do I!

[JimmyVa]

Who in the hell can get "extremely intoxicated" on Natural Light?

[Lambiepie]

ha ha ha
over light beer
HA HA HA
can't
stop
laughing
light beer, he he he, ho ho ho
OMG

[whatthe?]

with a face like that you'd think she would be forcing guyws to drink, not taking beer away from them. Don't know though, she must be amazing in bed....after all, with a life resume like hers she must be good.....really really realy good at something you can't tell by looking at her photo.....

[Tom Weidermeijer]

Lets see here:

1. Natty Light

2. 41 year old (wearing a police provided tarp in the mug shot) fighting with her 53 year old 'boy'friend

3. Someone taking someone else's beer in Florida

This article is full of win!

[Farmer Bob and the City]

Sterilize them.

[Soo]

Just checked the article, and phew! we're not related. Carry on.

[Sheila]

Domestic violence, 18 arrests since 1999, drunk as all get out---I'm beginning to see a pattern here.

[sometimesilie]

I'd batter myself if I woke up next to that.

[Soo]

SIL, you'd probably have to be uber-drunk off more than just some cheap-ass beer to lay down with that in the first place.

[dru]

It's not just light beer, Lambiepie. It's AMERICAN light beer. Might as well fight over toilet bowl water.

[Mike]

Land O' Lakes?

Jesus, the chick on the butter box has really let herself go.

[Krash]

Pasco Fiasco!

Trailer Trash.