Topless woman arrested for stealing wine and driving drunk

The 41-year-old woman nearly drove into a Burger King in the midst of a raging snow squall. Earlier, a liquor store clerk confronted her about being topless. "She just walked right past me," without acknowledging him and left the store. (Nevada Appeal)

Comments

[Farmer Bob and the City]

Sterilize her!

[jj]

farmer bob is angry!

[Notch Johnson]

Burgers and boobs, what's not to like?

[sometimesilie]

Look, if you expect customers to drive through a raging snow squall to re-up on some Jim Beam you can't get too picky about how covered they are.

[Sheila]

Did they let her put on a top while they're observing her?

[Saxo Grammaticus]

They probably got around to it eventually, Sheila. And it probably isn't just lechery. Maybe they do things differently in Nevada, but it's really, really uncommon to encounter a topless woman around here (outside a "gentleman's club"). I'd find it disconcerting. Maybe the arresting officers did, too.

[mak]

Her name was Brandi. Ha!

[Somebody]

That's some pretty crazy behavior for .14

[jdm]

It sure is. Although that is a face only a mother could love. Or a desperate fool at the end of his rope

[suesin shox]

Well, at least it was a $20.00 bottle of wine, not that cheap stuff. And..what happened to her top? Where did it go? Perhaps it blew off in the raging snow storm?

[Charles]

I'm all in favor of women having the same rights as men to take their shirt off, but in a snow squall? Those tits might have taken someone's eye out!

[Wow... really?]

$20 IS the cheap stuff...

[PMN]

"Somebody" is onto something. If she blew only .144, there were other factors at play.

[Mike]

Poor Brandi. Letting loose the girls is oftentimes an effective way to distract retailers from the fact that you're shoplifting. Those must be some pretty unremarkable titties.

[BamaVol]

But where do you hide the stolen liquor with no top?

[kap]

jdm - I guess you haven't been in the bar at last call.

[Lylly]

JDM, I wanted to tell you she had a pretty face. Then I used the enlarge feature on the picture. She is beastly.

[trancoso]

"She just walked right past me" hahhaha, what was he expecting ...

[KDP]

Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes!

[FertilAid Reviews]

Whats her name?

[Phranqlin]

The antifreeze in her bloodstream must have been working.

[AngrySockMonkey]

I think it is more of an ethics question. If a topless woman walked into your store and stole would you
A stare
B stop her
C stop her just so you could stare.

there is no wrong answer

just answer the question please.....

[The Hermit]

its ok, the closer to closing time, the better they look.

[Fertility Vitamins]

When is the stupidity going to end?