Man uses harvesting tool to attack ex-girlfriend's boyfriend

It's another story posted primarily for the mug shot and comments. "He looks like raw hamburger that needs a haircut," says one Gazette Journal reader. (Reno Gazette Journal)

Comments

[LimeGreenLizard]

So that's what the Grim Reaper looks like. Who knew?

[Reno]

This crime scene is located about 5 miles from my house. Lovely guy, no?

[thomas]

Reno;
He'd look a lot better wearing sesame seed buns, a pickle, and a crewcut. uh,,,,maybe not.
What would he be harvesting 5 miles from you with a sythe??

[cwm2]

My favorite:

"PLEASE don't publish a picture of the girlfriend."

[Farmer Bob and the City]

He needs to be sterilized.

[Reno]

Thomas - apparently he was harvesting that rat bastard who stole his woman!

I think he'd look better with some sloppy joe sauce, served open faced with some home fries.

[Notch Johnson]

I wonder if he likes biscuits with mustard? Mmmmm hmmm.

[Steve]

When I clicked through to read the article I found that the newspaper's Web site advertising software had picked up the "hamburger" comment and began serving up hambuger bun ads. I made this screen capture of the page. Funny stuff

http://sk4.us/newspaper_hamburger.jpg

[Tom Weidermeijer]

I have a feeling that that guy will be a ward of the city for a while. I doubt he has seen $400, all at one time, in quite a while.

[Reno]

Steve - thanks for sharing that belly laugh. Too funny!

[kestrelmas]

....wow... I can only imagine the smell that guy gives off... then again, no. Blech!

[kdmgizmo]

Holy crap! I am 59 and I don't look anywhere near that bad!

[Sheila]

We need a pictorial revue of Top Ten Mugshots of OSRR. He'd be on it.

[Sheila]

He had been listening to the Brahms' Requiem--the part which goes, (in English), "Behold, the earth is as the grass...."

[Phranqlin]

Two shots of brain bleach -- one for the Grim reaper, the other just for thinking about what his GF must look like.

[jj]

What happened to his nose? Looks like someone was chewing on it!

[thomas]

Sheila;
You sure it wasn't Mozart's requiem??
His puss has 'lacrimosa' written all over it.

[Charles]

Isn't he the guy from Sling Blade?

[Sheila]

You may be right, Thomas. I was just thinking of the scythe mowing down the grass. But he probably has plenty of reason to cry.

[Krash]

I concur with the above sentiments.
The Dude is Scary"!!!!
What could his ex-GF look like if he looks THAT bad?!
Boggles the mind to think about it.

Bartender!
A shot of your finest "Brain Bleach"!
Oh, hell!
Make it 2 of the "well brand"...anything!, just get it here "Stat"!

[tigersfan84]

reaping what he sow.

[American Veteran]

"9300 block of Gremlin Way"

He looks like a gremlin.

[Jim]

He looks like a meth addicted Michael Douglas.

[johnjohn]

Thanks Jim! This really helped raise my self esteem! Whenever I do not like the way I am looking, well then, I just have to pull up this mug shot and I feel like Brad Meeping Pitt!

[Lambiepie]

they should have also posted a picture of the current boyfriend