The 61-year-old guy is lucky he wasn't tazed! (Austin Daily Herald)
Friday, May 28, 2010
DWI suspect defecates on self, tries to wipe feces on cop
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Sterilize him.
Posted by: Farmer Bob and the City | Friday, May 28, 2010 at 11:03 AM
I don't know about you, but cops usually don't have a sense of humor about someone trying to wipe their own crap on them.
Posted by: Tom Weidermeijer | Friday, May 28, 2010 at 11:17 AM
I could not be a cop. I would have beaten this guy senseless with my nightstick or baton or whatever they are.
Posted by: Sheila | Friday, May 28, 2010 at 12:02 PM
No, wait. I have thought about my first comment and I wish to amend it. It would have tased him first and when he was writhing on the ground, THEN I would have beaten him with my nightstick.
Posted by: Sheila | Friday, May 28, 2010 at 12:13 PM
that was a sh*tty thing to do.
Posted by: oldewave | Friday, May 28, 2010 at 12:18 PM
He's in deep doo-doo now.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Friday, May 28, 2010 at 12:27 PM
How-de doo-dee!
Posted by: jj | Friday, May 28, 2010 at 12:35 PM
He was JUST trying to show the cop he believes in Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo!!
Howwwwwwwwwwwwwdy, ho!
Posted by: BobF4 | Friday, May 28, 2010 at 12:48 PM
No doubts about that drunk driving charge then.
Posted by: Charles | Friday, May 28, 2010 at 01:45 PM
If I was the Cop I would kick the shit out of.... Oh wait. Never mind.
Posted by: Dick C Normas | Friday, May 28, 2010 at 09:56 PM
Minnesota!!! I thought it was Austin, Texas!; The alternate "T" in the "WTF" formula.
Posted by: Krash | Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 03:39 PM
Hold on just a minnit all you cop lovers.
Haven't you ever heard the term,
"happier than a pig in shit"?
Posted by: American Veteran | Sunday, May 30, 2010 at 09:40 AM
I tried that once, but I was tazed and arrested.
Posted by: gutfug | Sunday, May 30, 2010 at 09:55 PM
The cop's name was not Sanchez by any chance?
Posted by: johnjohn | Monday, May 31, 2010 at 08:02 AM
This cop would be in deep doo doo if he ran into an unruly troupe of baboons.
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Monday, May 31, 2010 at 08:25 AM
I smear you with the poo!! the Monkey did it....
Posted by: ZIMMER | Tuesday, June 01, 2010 at 08:09 AM