Teen in private wooded area attacked by boy dressed as a ninja

The victim, 14, was hit in the head with a 2-foot-long black metal machete and dragged down a hill. The suspect allegedly said he was "protecting the land." (Baysidenow.com)

Comments

[Bill]

Poor kid is going to be scared of Ninjas for life now.

[American Veteran]

More likely it was a lost GB pukers fan.

[LimeGreenLizard]

Never bring nothing to a knife fight.

[mybrainhurts]

Clearly, the attacker wasn't a real ninja or the victim would never have been able to identify him, even as a "boy dressed as a ninja." True ninjas are cloaked in awesomeness and disappear from even the sharpest eyes.

[KDP]

How would it have turned out if Ninja Boy had his arms and legs hacked off?

"None shall pass."

[Phranqlin]

The class is Pain 101. Your instructor is the ninja.

[jim]

When hunting for Ninjas never split up from the group, thats what my daddy taught me ,, I blame the kids parents for not instructing him him proper ninja hunting technigues , the schools now just don't have the budgets for theses type of classes , must be tuaght in the home

[Sheila]

LOL@ LGL, once again.

[Tom Weidermeijer]

AND a true ninja knows how to use a 'machete' properly.

[Farmer Bob and the City]

Sterilization will prevent future problems.

[Lambiepie]

can we be sure it wasn't a Knight that says Ni

[k20swap]

a ninja land protector huh...

[twerp]

Apparently he didn't know ninjas don't carry machetes--freaky African terrorist groups do. If he wanted to be a true ninja, he'd carry stars or swords.

Loser.

[The Hermit]

Cowabunga dude !!

[Joel]

Probably wanted his two dollars.