Inmate rushed to ER after getting hot sauce bottle stuck in his butt

He was using it as a sex device. (He initially claimed to have been sexually assaulted in the shower.) Taxpayers will end up paying the prisoner's medical bills, expected to run into the thousands of dollars. (Columbus Dispatch)

Comments

[CJ]

Now that's a spicy meatball!

[jeez]

OUCH!!!!!!
I wonder if he will sue the sauce maker for damages

[G W C]

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

[Phranqlin]

Did the cap come off the bottle?

[KDP]

Next time, use a bottle of oil.

[sometimesilie]

Now we're going to have labels on hot sauce bottles which read "WARNING: Do not jam bottle up ass".

[lester]

just how bored and lonely do you have to be before deciding the best option is to shove a bottle of hot sauce up your ass?

[Jim]

I have a long pair of needle nose pliers they should have used!

[thomas]

You know it's potent hot sauce when it makes your butt burn.

[MidtownCoog]

Fire in the hole!

[Adam]

I don't understand the need for surgery... stick a speculum in there, stretch'er open, and grab a pair of forceps. Hell, take pictures and you could make some money on the internet.

[Mook]

Why didn't he just tell them that the bottle was implanted when he slipped and fell on it? That story is often used...

[zimmer]

Well those tax payer's are getting it up the bum... They should make him pay his own damn bills for being so stupid.

[MidtownCoog]

He had an itch that he just had to scratch.

Happens to the best of us.

[Reno]

Maybe it's time to stop making products that resemble phallic symbols? My nursing friend tells me this happens a lot, with a variety of items which end up either irretrievable by the 'user' or shattered due to the pressures within.

[Notch Johnson]

I tell you doc it was a one in a million. I was standing naked, eating hot sauce when...

[Buzzard Bait]

this is just too sad, and hilarious at the same time. I guess his cellmate wasn't in the mood for a little lovin, or was it he wanted a lil hot sauce up there for an extra sensation when he bent the guy over.

[tj...]

No need to operate, feed him beans for two days and stand back... way back...

[Charles]

Leave it there. Those prison toilets will flush anything.

[jdmabby]

Their goes more unnecessary spending. IDK why a CO didnt just pull it out, or just let him walk around like that for a few days. Teach him to be sticking things up his ass. Lesson learned... probably not.
lol

[Truth]

They could certainly found a willing inmate to suck it out.

It'd be a WIN, WIN, WIN!

[Skylark]

Ohhh, Hot lips

[Duck Woodiedick]

I can't believe no one's done this yet, so . . .

TabASSco!