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Women tell guys to have naked snowball fight to prove they're cool
The women then started taking pictures with their cell phones and sending them to their friends, according to one of the traumatized young men.
(SDSU Collegian)
Mar 4, 2010 5:47:15 AM
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Posted by: GWC | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 05:58 AM
Are people that easily traumatized? And manipulable?
Of course, if the women had me strip down, they'd be the ones traumatized.
Posted by: Pop | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 06:06 AM
If true, they may have to register as "SEX OFFENDERS" !!!
Posted by: Me | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 06:45 AM
If a gaggle of girls had really taken cell phone pics of a bunch of naked guys, the pictures would be in wide circulation and should have landed in a school administrator's inbox by now.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 06:51 AM
These guys obviously didn't watch enough after-school specials.
Posted by: Alan | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 06:53 AM
Wait a minute, a Sorority full of sex offenders? I think I still have a copy of this scenario on VHS somewhere.
Posted by: Emperor Norton the 1st | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 06:57 AM
Haha! Let he, who is without sin, cast the first snowball..
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 07:15 AM
This can be pretty traumatic to those who are already sensitive due to bullying or other factors. Also to those who might have anxiety. You never know; anything can be traumatic depending on the individual.
I realize this sounds "weak", but from someone who suffers anxiety, I think I can relate. :)
Posted by: Craig | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 07:28 AM
And they said "Guys Gone Wild" would never sell.
Posted by: heywood | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 07:42 AM
If they were actually naked that long in the snow, I'd think frost bite would be inevitable.
Posted by: kevy | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 08:04 AM
If they were actually naked that long in the snow, I'd think frost bite would be inevitable.
Posted by: kevy
And a less painful method of circumsision invented,,,until it falls off.
Posted by: thomas | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 08:11 AM
What actually traumatized them is that they went to all that trouble just to NOT get laid. Definite party foul.
Posted by: IronOre | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 08:27 AM
Calling bullsh*t on this one! Phranqlin is right, if all those pictures had gone out, it would be plastered all over the internet.
He wanted to join a Fraternity, but, all interactions are with girls? Again, calling bullsh*t.
Posted by: johnjohn | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 08:30 AM
Yeah, obviously BS, but can you imagine the internal processes this guy went through before deciding to go on with this little scheme? Sometimes I wanna see movies of the monkeys minds.
Posted by: Emperor Norton the 1st | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 08:46 AM
great journalism
Posted by: buddy | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 09:00 AM
Crying while masturbating is definitely a lame move and a total mood killer. The only reason to cry is because it felt soooo good!
Posted by: Reno | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 09:03 AM
I never cry while masturbating unless the customer specifically requests and compensates me for it ahead of time.
Posted by: Emperor Norton the 1st | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 09:47 AM
The writer probably made up the entire story.
Posted by: Sheila | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 09:58 AM
Ruthie, baby you wuz pranked.
Posted by: American Veteran | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 10:11 AM
I guess I'm just pessimistic...or is that skeptical...
It was a religious fraternity run by girls that required a naked snowball fight to get in. And the guy didn't realize it was a joke until the end when they outright told him?
Posted by: Chrysos | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 10:39 AM
LGL says... "tell everyone hello for me and that my witty comments will flow forth around 5:30 EST."
:)
Posted by: Reno | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 10:50 AM
fake hazing, fake article, fake journalism
Posted by: Lambiepie | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 11:11 AM
Fake journalism or not, I'd do it for the fun of it and delight in the young ladies who hadn't the sand to participate for whatever reason. NOT my kind of gal.
Only known one parter who wept during shared pleasure, and a desperate story at that.
Hyserical laughter is much more understandable, but at first, completely unnerving.
Posted by: thomas | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 12:03 PM
I have cried, laughed, got the silly giggles and was told to stop(which made me giggle more....but never ever have I asked a dood to get nekkid and toss snow balls...I have something to add to my 50 things to do in my 50th year list.....
now, i just need snow, some menfolks and a camera :)
thomas and emp1 win the prize for making me snort out loud in the library!! :P
Posted by: lynn | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 03:25 PM
Thanks, Reno. Hope your heater is fixed tonight, before that cold, snapping wind drives you under quilts and busts your pipes.
Yeah, gotta call the B.S. card on this one. Sorry, Craig, (having dealt with anxiety before), but not enough evidence, especially when all those Facebook photos and Youtube videos should have "gone viral" by now. Oh, how I loathe that phrase.
My kudos to the the young dude, trying out his acting skills on the editor. Cutting, but obvious attitude she has. But I respect that. Yet, I wonder what her reputation is to garner so much attention as this. She may be perceived as objective, or subjective in her work.
All I'm saying is the best practical jokes are usually laid as bait at the feet of those who think they know better than anyone...
Emp? What think ye? (If'n yer still up and not strummin' yon gitar,) I mean, really. The editor's comments about herself were a little...
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 04:02 PM
The poor girl was had. The guy made it up. Google cfnm (stands for "clothed female, nude male") and you'll see what I mean.
Posted by: Mark | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 04:35 PM
Yeah, total bunk. In the unlikely event that this was real, I'd say that every last one of them deserved the embarrassment for being so fucking dumb. You call up a frat, and a girl answers? Retard, you're not calling a frat.
Posted by: John | Saturday, March 06, 2010 at 02:42 PM